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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hands Clean that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you wanna borrow money.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to rely on.
Original Lyrics:
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might want to marry you one day. If you watch that weight, it'll keep you from rotting.
Original Lyrics:
I might want to marry you one day, if you watch that weight and keep your firm body.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could tell the world
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing and I've got a pot belly.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I could tell the world
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, this could be Nessy.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, this could be messy.
Nessy as in the legendary reptile of Loch Ness.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, don't go killing everybody.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, don't go telling everybody.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, this could get nasty.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, this could be messy.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd flash forehead of a furious lady
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a furious lady.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weed's like horrid tool at furry old lady
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sexually my employee.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially my employee.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a fine thing when you've got a pop willy.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a fine thing when you're done up properly.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a loyal employee.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially my employee.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a mere employee
I like you having dividends on me.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially an employee
And I like you having to depend on me.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing when you've got a pop willy.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing when you've done it properly.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a plump thing.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a property.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.

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