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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Handler that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Muse's, "The Handler"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am no longer afraid to wear cologne.
Original Lyrics:
I am no longer afraid to walk alone.
Muse's, "The Handler"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm escaping from your crap
Original Lyrics:
I'm escaping from your grip

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