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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> H -> Handbags And Gladrags
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Handbags And Gladrags that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Stereophonics', "Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
420 blackbirds in a cage and bake them all in a pie
Original Lyrics:
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake and bake them all in a pie
Rod Stewart's, "Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told me you've been screwed today.
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
Rod Stewart's, "Handbags And Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
they sold me you missed cool today
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
Stereophonics', "Handbags and Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of rice
Original Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of rye
Stereophonics', "Handbags and Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of wine
Original Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of rye
Stereophonics', "Handbags and Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself look bright
Trying to make herself look bright
Original Lyrics:
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself a bride
Trying to make herself a bride
Stereophonics', "Handbags and Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I was a nomad
Original Lyrics:
Once I was a young man
Stereophonics', "Handbags and Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Granddad had to swear to buy you
That your poor old Granddad had to swear to buy you
Original Lyrics:
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Granddad had to sweat to buy you
That your poor old Granddad had to sweat to buy you
Stereophonics', "Handbags and Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told me you must go today
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
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