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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> G -> Gaston

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Gaston that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm only the size of a bulge
Original Lyrics:
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's old and expired by you
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat 5,000 eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I eat 5 dozen eggs.
Misheard Lyrics:
I('d) want a guy like Gaston!
Original Lyrics:
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's big like Gaston,
Fucking-big like Gaston!
Original Lyrics:
No one's been like Gaston,
A kingpin like Gaston
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's d*** is incredibly thick like Gaston's.
Original Lyrics:
No one's neck is incredibly thick like Gaston's.

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