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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> G -> Gaston
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Gaston that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast''s, "Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm only the size of a bulge
Original Lyrics:
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast''s, "Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's old and expired by you
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast''s, "Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat 5,000 eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I eat 5 dozen eggs.
Disney's Beauty and the Beast's, "Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
I('d) want a guy like Gaston!
Original Lyrics:
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Beauty and the Beast soundtrack's, "Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's big like Gaston,
Fucking-big like Gaston!
Fucking-big like Gaston!
Original Lyrics:
No one's been like Gaston,
A kingpin like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
Beauty and the Beast soundtrack's, "Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's d*** is incredibly thick like Gaston's.
Original Lyrics:
No one's neck is incredibly thick like Gaston's.
Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast''s, "Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can ask any clown dick or Stanley
Original Lyrics:
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
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