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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Doughnut Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if I am hanging on to your shoe
Guess it's way beyond repair.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if I'm hanging onto your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pain.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause if I am hanging on to your shite
Guess I am way beyond the bill
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I am hanging on to your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and I can't get your message
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your message
or
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache
or
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Original Lyrics:
Hand me a trick and a kick and your message
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm hanging onto horse s***
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sewing jars keep being you.
Original Lyrics:
Something's just keeping you numb.
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two sons too many
too many ball fires
or
Two sons too many,
too many bull fights
or
Two sons too many,
too many bull fights
Original Lyrics:
Two sons too many
too many able fires
Tori Amos', "Doughnut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two suns too many
Too many bon-fires
Original Lyrics:
Two sons too many
Too many able fires

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