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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Try Suicide that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Queen's, "Don't Try Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry, Suzy-Pie.
Original Lyrics:
Don't try suicide.
Queen's, "Don't Try Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't put your neck on the line
Don't drown on ebay
Original Lyrics:
Don't put your neck on the line
Don't drown on me babe
The misheard line wouldn't even make any sense, because Ebay did not exist when this song came out. Therefore it's an anachronism.
Queen's, "Don't Try Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you think it's the easy way out
Think you're gonna slash your wrists - that's fine!
Original Lyrics:
So you think it's the easy way out
Think you're gonna slash your wrists - this time!

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