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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Marry Her that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beautiful South's, "Don't Marry Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even I do it when I'm not listening
Original Lyrics:
You've a knighthood in 'I'm not listening'
Beautiful South's, "Don't Marry Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of you with five pan slippers.
Original Lyrics:
Think of you with pipe and slippers.

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