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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dog Years that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rush's, "Dog Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a dog's hide,
A smear is really more like heaven,
Vidal sassoon,
A canine will be chasing farts in doggy heaven
Original Lyrics:
In a dogs eyes,
A year is really more like seven.
And all too soon,
A canine will be chasing cars in doggy heaven

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