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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Diamond Dogs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Here they come)
I'll keep our friend serene
(Here they come)
Oh baby, come home to me
(Here they come)
Well, she's comfy and gone
Original Lyrics:
(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of a Yorkshire gent-town
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your tending stump
Dressed like a free ski hose
Top grind in squeaky walls
Original Lyrics:
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was,
Tod Browning's freak you was.
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tank
Original Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen, Dave
You asked for a lady's body
With your silicone hung and your tennis stung
Dressed like a preisty wall
Talk down and speaky wall
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not a tech ted boy, plain to see
The diamond dogs are vultures and they hide behind trees
Hung and to the ground
They were mad again with killer peal
I'll keep a frenzerene
Oh baby, come unto me
Well she's comfy and God.
Come out of the dark end baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
That Halloween jag is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, go Tarzan, go man go
Needs his little horsey with his ghost town approach
Her face is science fiction but she wears a dying brooch
Strictly reminiscing something mother used to make
Racked up in paradise, Diamond Dogs are civilized
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the motor pole, say sorry to the ditch
Just another future's all, lovely little kids
Original Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Browning's freak you was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will
Mannequins with kill appeal
I'll keep a friend serene
Oh baby, come unto me
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
Meets his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sableized
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you're not protected from his fantasy
The diamond dogs approaches in the highly hide trees
Hunted the crown, they will, mannequins with kill bill
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you're not protected for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a priest, he was
Talking about them stinky wars
Original Lyrics:
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Brownings freak you was
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need his little horsey, well his girls now approach
The face is such a feature and she wears a diet brooch
Sweeping round the missy, something mother yesterday
Wrecked up in paradise, diamond dogs are stablised
Original Lyrics:
Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralysed, diamond dogs are sableised
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onto the street, they will, oh Tarzan, go man go
Original Lyrics:
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sachet on the broad hope, story to the ditch
or
Sassy on the brole hope, starry to the ditch
or
Sassy on the brole hope, starry to the ditch
Original Lyrics:
Sashay on the broadwalk, scurry to the ditch
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gonna be sorry
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be sorrow
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Halloween drive is a real cold cat
Original Lyrics:
The Halloween jack is a real cool cat
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all on the diamond dole.
Original Lyrics:
They call them the diamond dogs.
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
This aint rock 'n roll, this is germicide.
Original Lyrics:
This aint rock 'n roll, this is genocide.
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they pushed you out of the oxygen tent
You heard Fred's butt had started
Then the silly gone plump when ten inch of sumpin'
Dressed as a shiek he was, gosh darned tweaked he was.
Original Lyrics:
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Tod Browning's freak you was.
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your silicon hump and your tennis stump
Original Lyrics:
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
David Bowie's, "Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the phone.
Original Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the fog.

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