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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Der Kommissar that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your mommas in the house.
Original Lyrics:
Der Kommisar's in town.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got to thinking while she was talking
That her nose had told the story
Original Lyrics:
And I got to thinking while she was talking
That I know she told the story
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I've screwed those dames just enough to know what she really meant
Original Lyrics:
But my street understanding was just enough to know what she really meant
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calm your sausage down.
Original Lyrics:
Der Kommissar's in town.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cha! Cha! Cha! Cha!
Original Lyrics:
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
After the Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
Original Lyrics:
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
"Ja" is the German word for "Yes", here it's pronounced as though it were an English word.
Falco's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying in the room
Original Lyrics:
Drah' Di net um
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around! Whaaaa-oooh!
The party van's in town! Wha-oo!
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around, wo-a-o
Der Komissar's in town! Wo-a-o!
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around,
they call me Sergeant Town
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around,
der Kommissars in town
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around,
they call me sausage hound
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around,
Der Kommisar's in town
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around, oh oh
They calm a sergeant down, oh oh
or
They come, massage her down, oh oh.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around, oh oh
Der Kommisar's in town, oh oh.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around, uh uh oh!
The commies are in town
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around, uh oh!
Der Kommissar's in town.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around, uh, uh, oh!
The comings sizing down.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around, uh,uh oh!
Der Kommissar's in town.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around. Joe Joe!
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around, uh,uh oh!
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn around
They call me Sergeant Brown.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around
Der Kommissar's in town.
After the Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling fly, der Kommissar?
Original Lyrics:
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
The real lyrics are German for 'All clear, Mr. Commissary?'
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss killing Joe
With all my f***ing friends.
Original Lyrics:
I miss Jill and Joe
And all my funky friends.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of all those places, there she goes
'Cuz she rides with the elders in the subway singin'.
Original Lyrics:
Of those special places that she goes
When she rides with the others in the subway singin'.
Falco's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
She meant Jack and Joe and Jill.
Original Lyrics:
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'Baby you know, I miss chillin' Joe and all my f***ing friends.'
But that discreet understanding was just enough to know what she really meant.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Baby you know, I miss Jill and Joe and all my funky friends.'
But my street understanding was just enough to know what she really meant.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was driving in a hardest fjord
Original Lyrics:
She was young and her heart was pure.
After the Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky-cappin' one, two, three, and it's easy to see,
but it's nothin' I don't care, no.
Original Lyrics:
Eine, zwei, drei, vier; one, two, three, and it's easy to see,
but it's not that I don't care, so.
The first four words of the actual lyrics are German for 'One, two, three, four'
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dog turned around uh oh!
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn around uh oh!
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
There come a sergeant down.
Original Lyrics:
Der Kommissar's in town.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Sargeant Town
Original Lyrics:
Der Kommissar's in town.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Sgt. Brown.
Original Lyrics:
Der Kommissar's in town.
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Commie Czar's in town
or
They caught me saucing town
or
They call me sauce in town
or
They call me sauce in town
Original Lyrics:
Der Kommissar's in town
Falco's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
and rest of Brother Hip
and half of the rest of Kool & Gang
Original Lyrics:
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
Und dessen Bruder hip
Und auch den Rest der coolen Gang
After The Fire's, "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call me a sexy clown.
Original Lyrics:
Der Kommissar's in town.

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