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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dangerous that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Michael Jackson's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then it happened, she touched me
Like the strange hips of a womb-man, dropping honeycomb
And her mouth was smoother than a boil
And her Britney Spears as sharp as a toohey's board
But I loved it, 'cause it's Danger Mouse.
Original Lyrics:
And then it happened, she touched me
Like the strange lips of a woman, drop as a honeycomb
And her mouth was smoother than oil
And her words as sharp as a two-edged sword
But I loved it, 'cause it's dangerous.
Editor's note: Britney Spears was only 9 when this song was recorded; I don't think she was publicly known at the time.
Michael Jackson's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danger mouse, the girl is so danger mouse
Bake a tray of honey, glow away my rhyme
You can call my bunny, but you're no David Hasselhoff for me.
Original Lyrics:
Dangerous, the girl is so dangerous
Take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no damn good for me.
Michael Jackson's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dangerous, the girl is so dangerous
Take away my money, throw away my dime
You may call it funny, but you're no dang gimp for me.
Original Lyrics:
Dangerous, the girl is so dangerous
Take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no damn good for me.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of my way, get off of my site.
Original Lyrics:
Get out of my way, get out of my sight.
Michael Jackson's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot cook, then it's alright
Original Lyrics:
I cannot cope 'til it's alright
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where the lights are taking us
But f***ing in the night is dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where the lights are taking us
But something in the night is dangerous
Watch out for sharp objects!
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where the lights are taking us
But f***ing in the night is dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where the lights are taking us
But something in the night is dangerous
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where the lights are taking us
But something in the night is dangerous
And nothing's holding back the two of us
But, baby, this is getting serious
Oh oh oh
Dan-danger-dangerous
Oh oh oh
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where the lights are taking us
But something in the night is dangerous
And nothing's holding back the two of us
Baby this is getting serious
Oh oh oh
Detain The Dangerous
Oh oh oh
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a placemat
But I don't know my name.
Original Lyrics:
I know your business
But I don't know your name.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a trip to cocoa, I'm leavin tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a-trip you to co-co deeper tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not addicted to coco even tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not addicted to coke, go deeper tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go, not even tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
This is my favorite Roxette song. It gives me happy memories of a wonderful era in my life, and I LOVE that driving guitar intro! I wish that pop-rock music since that time would be this fun again. Roxette plays cheery fun rock'n'roll. We need this.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go, not even tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not walking on thin eyes to get through the night
Original Lyrics:
I'm not walking on thin ice to get through the night
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not walking on thin eyes to get through tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be walking on thin ice to get through the night.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make antiques.
Original Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make ends meet.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make you sneeze
or
She's got what it takes to make a seed
or
She's got what it takes to make us see
or
She's got what it takes to naked being.
Original Lyrics:
She's got what it takes to make ends meet.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's mine and extremely dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
She's armed and extremely dangerous.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so, she's extremely dangerous.
or
She's so, she's a 'Strimuley' dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
She's armed and she's extremely dangerous.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slides like a pumpkin that hit the street.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that Hitler beat.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that Hitler needs.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat.
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ice of a lover, thats Hitler-heat.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ice that hovers and hits like heat.
Original Lyrics:
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat.
Akon's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out I've seen her tight before
Original Lyrics:
Watch out I've seen her type before

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