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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> C -> Crystal
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crystal that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Elton John's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the long one, she's the one who must decide
Original Lyrics:
In the long run she's the one who must decide
Elton John's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he's a jeweller, my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be a little girl
Crystal you'll be a little girl
Original Lyrics:
But he's a jewel and my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be his little girl
Crystal you'll be his little girl
Fleetwood Mac's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Special knowledge holds true.
Best believe it.
or Best be leaving.
or
Bears believe in it.
Best believe it.
or Best be leaving.
or
Bears believe in it.
Original Lyrics:
Special knowledge holds truth.
Bears believing.
Bears believing.
Elton John's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nuts of friendship seem to be untied.
Original Lyrics:
The knots of friendship seem to be untied.
Elton John's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do twister!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do twister!
Original Lyrics:
Crystal!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Crystal!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Crystal!
New Order's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like crystal
We break easy
We break easy
Original Lyrics:
We're like crystal
We break easy
We break easy
New Order's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy Edward money
Original Lyrics:
You can't buy it with money
Elton John's, "Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fightin's for no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than a star
That the fightin's for no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than a star
Original Lyrics:
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fight would fall to no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than us all
That the fight would fall to no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than us all
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