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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crucify that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Figures that my courage, my shoes are so loud now
OR
Figures that my courage, my shoes are so long now
OR
Figures that my courage, it would just be so loud now
OR
Figures that my courage, my shoes are so long now
OR
Figures that my courage, it would just be so loud now
Original Lyrics:
Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a cake for a dog who's baking for love
Original Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dog, begging for love
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a kick for a doll, who's begging for love.
I can have my sufferings baby, I can't have my cross.
I can have my sufferings baby, I can't have my cross.
Original Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dog who's begging for love.
Got to have my sufferings so I can have my cross.
Got to have my sufferings so I can have my cross.
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dollar
And an achin' for love.
And an achin' for love.
Original Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dog
Begging for love.
Begging for love.
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a kid for a dog begging for love.
Original Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dog who's begging for love.
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta have my sulfur ring
so that I can have my floss
so that I can have my floss
Original Lyrics:
Gotta have my suffering
so that I can have my cross
so that I can have my cross
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta have myself a ring
So that I can have my cross.
So that I can have my cross.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta have my suffering
So that I can have my cross.
So that I can have my cross.
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta have my supper ring so that I can have my cross
OR
I gotta have myself a ring so that I can have my cross
OR
I gotta have myself a ring so that I can have my cross
Original Lyrics:
I gotta have my suffering so that I can have my cross
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is sick of beans and cheese.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is sick of bein' in chains.
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
These chains are broken.
Original Lyrics:
Please, be save me, I cry.
Tori Amos', "Crucify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we crucify my mouse.... cheese
Original Lyrics:
Why do we crucify ourselves...chains
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