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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crazy In Love that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Your touch) Got me hope Ian Paisley right now.
Original Lyrics:
(Your touch) Got me hoping you'll page me right now.
Beyonce featuring Jay Z.'s, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Cindy
Look at what you did to me.
Original Lyrics:
Who he think he is
Look at what he did to me.
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chasey in the rain, Chasey in the rain
He can figaro, they like hay, he's insane
Yes, sir, I'm Captain The Difficult
My texture's the backside of a chinchilla.
Original Lyrics:
Jay-z in the range, crazy and deranged
They can't figure him out - they're like 'Hey is he insane?'
Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth
My texture is the best fur, I'm chinchilla.
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate balls, chocolate balls
Chocolate banana.
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
Beyonce featuring Jay Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy in a range, KFC insane.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy and deranged, crazy and deranged
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy in a range
KFC insane.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy and deranged
Hey, is he insane?
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy in the rain, Jay-Z in the rain
Original Lyrics:
Crazy and deranged, hey, is he insane?
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy white guy
Original Lyrics:
Crazy right now
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me hoping you pays me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me hoping you'll pay me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hoping you'll page me right now.
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all you jiggas, raise your right hand!
Original Lyrics:
Got me looking so crazy right now.
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta be strong and I don't care who sees
Original Lyrics:
You got me sprung and I don't care who sees
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look and stare so deep in your a**.
Original Lyrics:
I look and stare so deep in your eyes.
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look instead so deep in your a**.
Original Lyrics:
I look and stare so deep in your eyes.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jewish, I don't do this.
Original Lyrics:
I'm foolish, I don't do this.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish
I'm a Buddhist.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish
I don't do this.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinda f***in' Ian Paisley right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinda hoping you'll hate me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Linda f***in' Ian Paisley right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sami Hyypia save me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hoping you'll save me right now.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep in my a**
Original Lyrics:
So deep in your eyes.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep in your a**.
Original Lyrics:
So deep in your eyes.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Techster is the best bird in the world.
Original Lyrics:
My texture is the best fur of chinchilla.
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh banana
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, oh no no.
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my Frenjo-Whiley
Boobie ticky is
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who does he think he is?
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my fried Jo Whiley.
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my friend Tom Wylie
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends on a higher knee
Ooky, mooky, looky what you do to me.
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who does he think he is?
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so violently
Houdini Dinkies! Look at what you did to me
Then choose, Ebeneezer will buy a new dress
If you ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress
It's the way that you know, what's an avenue
It's the bee that my heart skips when I'm with you
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who he think he is? Look at what you did to me
Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress
If you ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress
It's the way that you know what I thought I knew
It's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he talks to my friends so slyly
Ooky Mooky!
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who does he think he is?
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to eat breast.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to impress.
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else with human breasts.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to impress.
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get the best sperm in a chinchilla
Original Lyrics:
My texture is the fur of a chinchilla
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young Hoes y'all know when the flow is loco.
Original Lyrics:
Young Hov y'all know when the flow is loco.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hoes
Y'all know when the flow is loco.
Original Lyrics:
Young Hov
Y'all know when the flow is loco.
Beyonce's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hose, y'all know when the flow is loco.
Original Lyrics:
Young Hov, y'all know when the flow is loco.
Beyonce Knowles', "Crazy in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
(gasp) oh, (gasp) oh,
(gasp) oh, banana
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call your name, too
Original Lyrics:
Call your name two
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me looking so crazy right on
Original Lyrics:
Got me looking so crazy right now
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to stare so deep in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I look and stare so deep in your eyes

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