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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Count Duckula (Opening) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Theme Songs', "Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heart of Pennsylvania
With the vampire pulled a finger.
Original Lyrics:
In the heart of Transylvania
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah.
Theme Songs', "Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want bite a piece of man?
'Cause you don't know how he hacks.
Original Lyrics:
He won't bite beast or man
'Cause he's a vegetarian.

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