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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for A Christmas Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Yule Blojovian and The Mad Armenians', "A Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as he leaves
He knows the seed won't be a silent night.
Original Lyrics:
And as he leaves
He knows this Eve won't be a silent night.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like escaroles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like messy moles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like pesky moles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from room 292
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from one to ninety-two
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chesnuts popping on an open wire
Jack Frost tapping at your hose
Your tie and carol being hung by a wire
And folks, dressed up with pantyhose
Everybody knows a turkey and that candle glow
Help to make the reason right.
Original Lyrics:
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks, dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright.
Nat 'King' Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting over an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your toes
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Blink 182's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas Eve and I've only got two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
Original Lyrics:
It's christmas eve and I've only wrappend two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
Owl City's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas,
and we want cologne
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas,
and we walk alone
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts nipping at your toes
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your toes
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz not rondsting on an open file
Jeack Frost snaping at your nose
You'll tide care owns, being some bar quarrel
And fox dressed up like eskimos.
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folk dressed up like eskimos.
Nat 'King' Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jessy's roasting on an open fire
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slime off the rings, a simple phrase
To kiss from one to manitou
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say that Santa's in his sleigh,
He's loaded lots of poisonous goodies in his sleigh...
Original Lyrics:
They say that Santa's on his way,
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his sleigh
Editor's note: This entry had the artist listed as "various" (uncapitalized) and the song listed as "Merry Christmas" (which is also incorrect).
Mel Torme's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their nose full of snots.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
To kicks from one 292
Original Lyrics:
To kids from one to ninety-two

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