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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Velvet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new religion that I'll bring to your knees.
Original Lyrics:
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new religion that brings you to me.
Original Lyrics:
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always wanting more, idiot longing for.
Original Lyrics:
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always wanting more, it ain't your longing for.
Original Lyrics:
Always wanting more, leaving you longing for.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always wanting more, leaving you money for.
Maxell and the Edy boy's smile.
Maxell in the seven-four-seven-five.
A new religion that'll bring her to your knees.
Like velvet in your knees
Original Lyrics:
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Black velvet in that slow southern style.
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
Black velvet if you please
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always wanting more
Leaving you logging for
Original Lyrics:
Always wanting more
He'd leave you longing for
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Velvet, eat your peas
Original Lyrics:
Black Velvet if you please
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black velvet and that Lady Boy's smile.
Original Lyrics:
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black velvet and that sweet summer smile
Original Lyrics:
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black velvet in that slow southern sky.
Original Lyrics:
Black velvet in that slow southern style.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the world, there're so many saints but you.
Original Lyrics:
Every word of every song that he sang was for you.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Rogers on the Victrola up high
or
Jimmie Rodgers an electrode up high
or
Jimmie Rodgers an electrode up high
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmie Rodgers will lift you up high
Original Lyrics:
Jimmie Rodgers on the Victrola up high
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmie Rogers on an electric appliance.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmie Rodgers on the Victrola up high.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Rogers Danelectro up high.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Rogers on a lit road up high.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Rodgers on the Victrola up high.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a velvet if you please.
Every world, every song that he say for you.
Original Lyrics:
Black velvet if you please.
Every word of every song that he sang was for you.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's baby's even hotter than a school girl.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mississippi in the middle of the plaza
Kenny Rogers on the Victrola apart.
Original Lyrics:
Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
New religion that I think I didn't need
Original Lyrics:
New religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
New religion that they're bringing on TV.
Original Lyrics:
A new religion that'll bring ya' to your knees.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
The song is setting like my lessons in disguise
Original Lyrics:
The sun is setting like molasses in the sky
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun is settin',
like my license in the sky
Original Lyrics:
The sun is settin',
like molasses in the sky
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way he moved it was so, so sweet and true.
Original Lyrics:
The way he moved it was a sin, so sweet and true.

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