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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Velveteen that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Lenny Kravitz's, "Black Velveteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kidneys
Original Lyrics:
Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Lenny Kravitz's, "Black Velveteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Velveteen's cunt smells like strawberry kittens.
Original Lyrics:
Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
(YES, I *do* understand that's what he's implying but, still. I know he's not really using the "C" word...or is he?) Tee hee.
Lenny Kravitz's, "Black Velveteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black velvet team
Softball all in
The 21st-century dreamaz.
Original Lyrics:
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st-century dream.

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