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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Water that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catfish are jumpin', that Bible is thumpin'.
Original Lyrics:
Catfish are jumpin', that paddle wheel thumpin'.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coal black water, keep on rollin'.
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rollin'.
The Doobie Bros', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna play some funky Dixie Lambert
and momma gonna take me by the hand
and momma gonna take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
pretty momma come and take me by the hand
pretty momma come and take me by the hand
Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna play some funky music man
Pretty momma gonna take me by my hand
Pretty momma gonna take me by my hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold back water, keep on rollin'.
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rollin'.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that water, keep on rolling
or
No black water, keep on rolling
or
No black water, keep on rolling
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rolling
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your water, keep on rollin'.
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rollin'.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear some Fawcetts six o land,
Pretty mama gonna take me Father Dan.
Pretty mama gonna take me Father Dan.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some fucking dixieland
or
I like to eat some funky chicken lemon
or
I like to eat some funky chicken lemon
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixieland
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some Dixie Lampert,
and mama gonna take me by the hand
and mama gonna take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some funky Dixie Lampert
Mama's gonna take me by my hand.
Mama's gonna take me by my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some funky Dixie laughin'
and dance the honky top
and dance the honky top
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
and dance a honky tonk
and dance a honky tonk
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some funky Dixie leopard
Mama come take me by the hand.
Mama come take me by the hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funk and Dixieland.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixie leopard
or
I'd like to hear some funky Dixie lemon
or
I'd like to hear some funky Dixie lemon
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
And some massive honky tonk
And I'll be buyin' everybody drinks haw haw haw!
And some massive honky tonk
And I'll be buyin' everybody drinks haw haw haw!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
And dance a honky-tonk
And I'll be buyin' ev'rybody drinks all 'round
And dance a honky-tonk
And I'll be buyin' ev'rybody drinks all 'round
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixie leapard and momma......
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixieland
Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixie limpin'
And mama gonna take me by the hand.
And mama gonna take me by the hand.
Original Lyrics:
I like to hear some Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to kick some butt in Dixieland.
Pretty and grab your mama by the hand.
Pretty and grab your mama by the hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to kick some butt in Dixieland
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to. It's a f***ing dick celebrity mama
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixieland. Pretty mama...
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ol' black woman keep on rollin'
Original Lyrics:
Ol' black water keep on rollin'
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty dad's a honky tonk
or
That band's a honky tonk
or
That band's a honky tonk
Original Lyrics:
And dance a honky tonk
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the hamster.
Original Lyrics:
Take me by the hand, hand.
Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna meet someone in Dixieland,
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for goldfish.
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I still see her there when she's ready for clothes
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm filthy forever
She's ready for gold
She's ready for gold
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft
And she's ready for floatin'
And she's ready for floatin'
Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm filthy hereafter she's ready for clothes
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I still see her breast and she's ready for clothes
Original Lyrics:
Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
I really thought this was about a backwoods baby running around naked and her hillbilly parents were too lazy to buy her clothes.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm still being harassed and she's ready for clothes
Original Lyrics:
Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I filthy her raft if she's waiting for float?
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
Doobie Brothers', "Blackwater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black water keeps rollin' as fast as the Seine
Original Lyrics:
Black water keeps rollin' on past just the same
Rain Tree Crow's, "Blackwater"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hold you in a sea of silence
On the borderline of truth
Opened violence.
On the borderline of truth
Opened violence.
Original Lyrics:
I haul you in a sea of silence
On the borderline of truth
Hope and violence.
On the borderline of truth
Hope and violence.
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