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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Be My Yoko Ono that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Barenaked Ladies', "Be My Yoko Ono"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't like all these people
Slagging her for eating the burritos.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't like all these people
Slagging her for breaking up The Beatles.
Barenaked Ladies', "Be My Yoko Ono"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' 'round my ankle
Like some kind of borrowed Jane.
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' 'round my ankle
Like some kind of ball and chain.
Barenaked Ladies', "Be My Yoko Ono"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her naked ass, two virgins hand in hand or make that hand in glove.
Original Lyrics:
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand in hand in glove.

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