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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Be My Number Two that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Joe Jackson's, "Be My Number Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my heart seems to mind Jackson
or
But my heart sees to my ejection
or
But my heart sees through my rejection
or
But my heart sees through my rejection
Original Lyrics:
But my heart's seen too much action
Joe Jackson's, "Be My Number Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my number two?
Be a number one or two.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my number two?
Me and number one are through.
Joe Jackson's, "Be My Number Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my number two?
Being number one won't do.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my number two?
Me and number one are through.

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