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Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rooster you can crawl on.
Original Lyrics:
A broomstick you can crawl on.
Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat, sweep....fetitte
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet...petite
Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, puttee
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
TV Theme's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, the teat
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
TV Theme's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, the teeth
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet--the teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet--petite.
TV Theme's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
The teeth.
Sweet
The teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
Petite.
Sweet
Petite.
Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So gather with your shawl on
A roost that you can crawl on.
A roost that you can crawl on.
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
Theme Song's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on,
a Bruce that you can crawl on
a Bruce that you can crawl on
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on,
a broomstick you can crawl on
a broomstick you can crawl on
T.V. Themes', "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
That creep is eatin' a cookie
Hysterias and cookie
They're all together cookie
The Atoms Family
To get a buttocks fart-up
Their butts that you can fart on
That Uncle Fester's fart on
The Addams Family.
Hysterias and cookie
They're all together cookie
The Atoms Family
To get a buttocks fart-up
Their butts that you can fart on
That Uncle Fester's fart on
The Addams Family.
Original Lyrics:
They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams Family
So get a witches' shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams Family
So get a witches' shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
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