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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danke schoen, Babbett.
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate that.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danke schoen, Babbett
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate that
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to be Cordoroy
Original Lyrics:
Don't need to be coy Roy
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be 50 ways to clean your oven
or
Fifty Ways To Fool Your Mother
or
Fifty Ways To Fool Your Mother
Original Lyrics:
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need a discussion
Just drop off the keely
And set yourself free
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss, Mus
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to kiss my butt
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said Ricochet that
Original Lyrics:
I said I appreciate that
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just slip out the blackjack,
make a new plant stand
Original Lyrics:
Just slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a new flan stand.
Original Lyrics:
Make a new plan, Stan.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be corduroy.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be coy, Roy.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to wear corduroys.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be coy, Roy.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's okay, Babs.
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate that.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need McCoy, Roy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need a decoy, Roy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need to be caught, Roy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need to be corduroy
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have to be corduroy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't have to be coy Roy.
Paul Simon's, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop on the bus, Gus
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus

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