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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 50 Ways to Say Goodbye that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Train's, "50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fell into semen, nixed a bowl of quicksand
Original Lyrics:
Fell into a cement mixer full of quicksand
Train's, "50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
She danced to death to Nancy Sinatra.
Original Lyrics:
She danced to death in an East side nightclub.
Train's, "50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a prophet from Hohzion
Original Lyrics:
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
I heard that line a million times & NEVER knew what he was saying! I knew what I heard didn't make sense; why would a prophet be driving & hitting people? And there's no such place as Hohzion (it sounds like a cross between Hosannah and Zion, LOL!) But honestly, my misheard line is the only thing that sounded remotely plausible. Why can't singers enunciate their words better?
Train's, "50 Ways to Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's covert with my France I swear you all I'm corner say
Original Lyrics:
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

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