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"All I Want Is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is you
And the sexy hermit's head that we share.
And the sexy hermit's head that we share.
Original Lyrics:
All I want is you
And the sexy hurricane that we share.
And the sexy hurricane that we share.
"All I Want Is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
They can never guess
In the 'Simon Says'.
In the 'Simon Says'.
Original Lyrics:
They can never guess
In the silences.
In the silences.
"Anticipation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anne's t**s are patient.
Original Lyrics:
Anticipation
"Anticipation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bizarre, the good old days!
Bizarre, the good old days.
Bizarre, the good old days.
Original Lyrics:
These are the good old days!
These are the good old days.
These are the good old days.
"Anticipation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heinz is impatient.
Original Lyrics:
Anticipation
"Better Not Tell Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steena the white guy
Original Lyrics:
Leave out the white nights
"Cow Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He went to France on business, met a woman who makes him moan.
Original Lyrics:
He went to France on business, met a woman there named Simone.
"Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't got time for the paint.
Original Lyrics:
I haven't got time for the pain.
"It's The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the second green tomato.
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
"It's The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams tomatoes.
or
You can stuff that green tomato.
or
You can stuff that green tomato.
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
"It's The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams tomatoes.
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
"Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't put up alone, I won't wait by the phone, for you.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put on cologne, I won't wait by the phone, for you.
"Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut fresh cow for you.
Original Lyrics:
Jesse, I won't cut fresh flowers for you.
"Jesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends, they suffer bad.
They’re feeling bad
because I’ve sunk so low.
They’re feeling bad
because I’ve sunk so low.
Original Lyrics:
My friends, it’s tough for them.
They’re feeling bad.
They think I’ve sunk so low.
They’re feeling bad.
They think I’ve sunk so low.
"Jessie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't cut french fries for you
Original Lyrics:
I won't cut fresh flowers for you
"Life is Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a turtle,
and love is an urkle
and love is an urkle
Original Lyrics:
Life is eternal,
and love is immortal
and love is immortal
"Life is Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a turnip
or
Life is a turtle
or
Life is a turtle
Original Lyrics:
Life is eternal
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Heaven above me
The sky's above me...
The sky's above me...
Original Lyrics:
Like Heaven above me
The spy who loved me...
The spy who loved me...
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like heaven above me
This guy who loved me.
This guy who loved me.
Original Lyrics:
Like heaven above me
The spy who loved me.
The spy who loved me.
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like living above me
The spy who loved me
The spy who loved me
Original Lyrics:
Like Heaven above me
The spy who loved me
The spy who loved me
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for arrest.
Makes me feel sad for arrest.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel safe for the rest.
Makes me feel safe for the rest.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody does it half-a**ed good as you.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody does it half as good as you.
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody does it, Heaven possessed you.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody does it half as good as you.
"Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
They came from above me
The spy who loved me
The spy who loved me
Original Lyrics:
Like Heaven above me
The spy who loved me
The spy who loved me
"Older Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
She throws French Fries around the room.
Original Lyrics:
She throws French phrases 'round the room.
"That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say the years can keep our love alive
Original Lyrics:
You say that we can keep our love alive
"The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you stuff that green tomato!
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
"The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the stars that dream tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of
"The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a nude picture.
Original Lyrics:
Take a new picture.
"The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
To stuff a green tomato
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
"The Stuff That Dreams Are Made"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the stuff that makes tomatoes.
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
"The Stuff that Dreams are Made of"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a stuffed red-n-green tomato
Original Lyrics:
It's the stuff that dreams are made of
"We Have No Secrets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said she was a whore.
Original Lyrics:
You said she was a bore.
"You Belong To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking at my erection
Original Lyrics:
Looking in my direction
"You Belong To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were you looking for my affection?
Original Lyrics:
Were you looking for my reaction?
"You Belong To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were you looking for my erection?
Original Lyrics:
Were you looking for my reaction?
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girls dreamed that
Davey O' Carter, Davey O' Carter.
Davey O' Carter, Davey O' Carter.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girls dreamed that
They'd be your partner, they'd be your partner.
They'd be your partner, they'd be your partner.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girls seemed to baby your partner, baby your partner.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your your partner, they'd be your partner.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the girls seemed
To baby your partner
Baby your partner.
To baby your partner
Baby your partner.
Original Lyrics:
And all the girls dreamed
That they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner.
That they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with some underwear spy
Or the wife if a close friend.
Or the wife if a close friend.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend.
Or the wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with someone that would spy on the wife of a close friend.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with someone that would spy
on the wife of a postman.
on the wife of a postman.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend.
Or the wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with someone who would steal
All the wire from a clothesman.
All the wire from a clothesman.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend.
Or the wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when your not your with some underworld spy
Or the wife of the postman.
Or the wife of the postman.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend.
Or the wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your heart's naturally won.
Original Lyrics:
And your horse naturally won.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you watched yourself divide
Original Lyrics:
As you watched yourself gavotte
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you watched yourself go by
Original Lyrics:
As you watched yourself gavotte
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you watched yourself profit
And for the girls hopin' maybe a walkin'
Maybe a walkin'
And for the girls hopin' maybe a walkin'
Maybe a walkin'
Original Lyrics:
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Belleview had me several years ago
When I was still Quinine Eve.
When I was still Quinine Eve.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive.
When I was still quite naive.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grounds in my coffee
Original Lyrics:
Clouds in my coffee
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a dream I saw clowns in my coffee.
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream there were clouds in my coffee.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a dream there was cream in my coffee, cream in my coffee.
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams
They were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.
They were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some creams
in the grounds in my coffee, grounds in my coffee
in the grounds in my coffee, grounds in my coffee
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams
they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee
they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some dreams now they're crowns in my coffee
Crowns in my coffee
Crowns in my coffee
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some dreams that there were clowns in my coffee
Clowns in my coffee.
Clowns in my coffee.
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee.
Clouds in my coffee.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some dreams they were
Flies in my coffee
Flies in my coffee
Flies in my coffee
Flies in my coffee
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams they were
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to think there were cows in my coffee
or
I had some dreams they were
Clowns in my coffee
Clowns in my coffee
or
I had a dream,
there were downs in my coffee
there were downs in my coffee
or
I had some dreams they were
Flowers in my coffee
Flowers in my coffee
or
I had some dreams they were
Flowers in my coffee
Flowers in my coffee
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams they were
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee
Featuring Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones, many people thought it was written about him. Carly Simon though has neither confirmed or denied it was written about a specific individual, though denies it was about her husband James Taylor. Many folks also speculate the song was written about Warren Beatty, who had a relationship with Carly Simon prior to her marriage to James Taylor, and he does have a pretty big ego.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some dreams they're were clouds sent to Kofi
Clouds sent to Kofi Annan.
Clouds sent to Kofi Annan.
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee and...
Clouds in my coffee and...
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were clowns in my pocket.
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
[Ed.'s note: Not 'grounds in my coffee', even though it might make better sense.]
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were grounds in my coffee.
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were
Flies in my coffee
Flies in my coffee.
or
I had some dreams, they were
Grounds in my coffee
Grounds in my coffee.
Flies in my coffee
Flies in my coffee.
or
I had some dreams, they were
Grounds in my coffee
Grounds in my coffee.
Original Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee.
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kurt Cobain, you probably think this song is about you
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kurt Cobain
You probably think this song is about you.
You probably think this song is about you.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you.
You probably think this song is about you.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some underwear spy or the wife of a clothespin
Original Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or a knife and a clothespin
Original Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a clothespin
Original Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a clothespin
Original Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a post man
Wife of a post man, and...
Wife of a post man, and...
Original Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...
Wife of a close friend, and...
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a postman.
Original Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone who would spy on a wife of a close friend.
Original Lyrics:
Some underworld spy or a wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The scoppic was Africa.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wife of a clothespin
Original Lyrics:
The wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were clowns in my coffee.
Original Lyrics:
There were clouds in my coffee.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were grounds in my coffee
Original Lyrics:
They were clouds in my coffee
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your heart naturally won.
And your heart naturally won.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won.
And your horse naturally won.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your whores actually won
And your whores actually won
Original Lyrics:
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse natrally won
And your horse natrally won
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I hear you went up to share a toga
With your horse and Ashley Judd.
With your horse and Ashley Judd.
Original Lyrics:
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won.
And your horse naturally won.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a clothespin, wife of a clothespin.
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a clothespin, wife of a clothespin.
Original Lyrics:
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend.
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I hear you went up to Sarasota
And your hearts naturally worn.
And your hearts naturally worn.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won.
And your horse naturally won.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you're where you shook me all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you're where you should be all the time.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wife of my postman
or
Wife of a clothespin. Wife of a clothespin
or
Wife of a clothespin. Wife of a clothespin
Original Lyrics:
Wife of a close friend. Wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wife of a postman
Original Lyrics:
Wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wife of a postman
Original Lyrics:
Wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wife of a horseman
or
With the wife of a postman
or
With the wife of a postman
Original Lyrics:
With the wife of a close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the middle.
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the middle
And you looked like a cyclops.
And you looked like a cyclops.
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte.
As you watched yourself gavotte.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself go by
As you watched yourself go by
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
As you watched yourself gavotte
Gavotte: A type of french dance, or to strut
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself Go-Bot.
or
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself go by.
or
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself go by.
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself go by.
You watched yourself go by.
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte.
You watched yourself gavotte.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself go to pot.
You watched yourself go to pot.
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte.
You watched yourself gavotte.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself grow hot.
You watched yourself grow hot.
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte.
You watched yourself gavotte.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself go by.
As you watched yourself go by.
Original Lyrics:
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte.
As you watched yourself gavotte.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had strategic tea dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had strategically dipped below one eye
A scarlet apricot.
A scarlet apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarlet was apricot.
Your scarlet was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hat strategically dipped below one eye
And scarfing up apricots.
And scarfing up apricots.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hat strategically dipped below one eye
And your Scotch apricots.
And your Scotch apricots.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked in to the party
Like you were walking up to a yacht
You were strategically placed to lose one eye
Your starboard was Africa
You had one eye in the middle and
You watched yourself go blind..
Like you were walking up to a yacht
You were strategically placed to lose one eye
Your starboard was Africa
You had one eye in the middle and
You watched yourself go blind..
Original Lyrics:
You walked into the party
Like you were walking into a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte.
Like you were walking into a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked into the apartment
Like you were waking into a young
Like you were waking into a young
Original Lyrics:
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Like you were walking onto a yacht
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked into the party
Like you were walking on two-a-yard.
Like you were walking on two-a-yard.
Original Lyrics:
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht.
Like you were walking onto a yacht.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were with an underworld spy or a wise little clothespin
Original Lyrics:
You were with an underworld spy or the wife of close friend
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're insane
You better call a doctor, better call a doctor.
You better call a doctor, better call a doctor.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you.
I'll bet you think this song is about you.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so great
or
You're so brave.
or
You're so brave.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so lame.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so lame
I bet you think this song is about shoes.
I bet you think this song is about shoes.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you.
I bet you think this song is about you.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so vague.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think the sun goes around you.
You probably think the sun goes around you.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you.
You probably think this song is about you.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this sauna's a bathroom.
You probably think this sauna's a bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you.
You probably think this song is about you.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about jew
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about jew
Don't jew? Don't jew?
You probably think this song is about jew
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about jew
Don't jew? Don't jew?
Original Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your accent was Afrikaan.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hair strategically dipped below one eye
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself go by
I had some dreams, they were clowns in my coffee
And when you're not you win some underwear spy
Or the wife of a postman.
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself go by
I had some dreams, they were clowns in my coffee
And when you're not you win some underwear spy
Or the wife of a postman.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
You had one eye on the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend.
You had one eye on the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hair strategically dipped below one eye
Your carpet was Africa
Your carpet was Africa
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
Your scarf, it was apricot
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hair, it was Afro-cut.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hand stragically pimped below one eye
Your scarpet was apricot.
Your scarpet was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hand strategically dipped below one eye
The sky was on hot
The sky was on hot
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it had athlete's foot.
Your scarf, it had athlete's foot.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarlet was Africa.
Your scarlet was Africa.
Original Lyrics:
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot.
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was half way cut.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scarlet was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scarpit was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scarpot was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scopic was Africa.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sparklet was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your stomach was every god.
or
Your stuffing was apricot.
or
Your stuffing was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your stuffing was apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your topic was Africa.
Original Lyrics:
Your scarf, it was apricot.
"Your So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you watched yourself a lot.
Original Lyrics:
As you watched yourself gavotte.
"Your So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wife of a close pin
Original Lyrics:
Wife of a close freind
"Your So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wife of a postman
Original Lyrics:
Wife of a close freind
"Your'e So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
One eye in the middle as you watched yourself garrot.
Original Lyrics:
One eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.
"Your'e So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You flew your rear end to Nova Scotia.
Original Lyrics:
You flew your Lear Jet to Nova Scotia.
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