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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for A Perfect Circle that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 81 misheard song lyrics for A Perfect Circle on amIright currently.
"3 Libras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See you knackered but oblivious
Original Lyrics:
See you naked but oblivious
"3 Libras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See your naked bottom blivous.
Original Lyrics:
See you naked but oblivious.
"3 Libras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See your naked bottom blivous
Original Lyrics:
See you naked and oblivious
"3 Libras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You go, you go, you go sailing
Original Lyrics:
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
"3 Libras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know saline
or
You know sailing
or
You know sailing
Original Lyrics:
You don't see me
"3 Libras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know, you know, you know Sammy
Original Lyrics:
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
"3 Libras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't, you won't, you won't save me.
Original Lyrics:
You don't, you don't, you don't see me.
"3 Libra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I threw you the octopus
Original Lyrics:
I threw you the obvious
"A Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Move away from the tornado.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you move away, you f***ing tornado?
"A Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you move away from f***ing tomato?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you move away, you f***in' tornado?
"A Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you move away, you f***ed a tomato.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you move away, you f***ing tornado?
"A Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you move away, you fun tomato?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you move away, you f***ing tornado?
"A Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you move away
F*** a tomato.
F*** a tomato.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you move away
F***ing tornado.
F***ing tornado.
"A Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you move away
You f*** the tomato.
You f*** the tomato.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you move away
You f***ing tornado.
You f***ing tornado.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call an ambulance, she's turning blue.
or
Call an alchemist, she's turning blue.
or
Call an alchemist, she's turning blue.
Original Lyrics:
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call an optimist, she's turning blue
or
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
or
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
Original Lyrics:
Calling out to me, she's turning blue.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call an optimist, she's turning blue
Original Lyrics:
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call it off to thus, she's turning blue.
or
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue.
or
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue.
Original Lyrics:
Call an optimist, she's turning blue.
APC released a DVD/CD package entitled 'aMOTION'. During Maynard's commentary on the (contest winner) video for 'Blue', he quotes the song's lyrics as 'Call an optimist, she's turning blue.' I have yet to come across a lyric site that doesn't list 'Call it aftermath, she's turning blue' as the correct words.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Callin' after me, she's turning blue.
Original Lyrics:
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling out the munchies. Turning blue...
Original Lyrics:
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutting off the machine, she's turning blue.
Original Lyrics:
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue.
"Diary Of A Madman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarea of a madman
Original Lyrics:
Diary of a madman
"Diary Of A Madman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarrhea of a madman
Original Lyrics:
Diary of a madman
"Diary Of A Madman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarrhea of a madman
Original Lyrics:
Diary of a madman
"Imagine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need for greed or hunger
Brother, who da man?
Brother, who da man?
Original Lyrics:
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man.
A brotherhood of man.
"Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to kill someone
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you killed someone
"Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not like you drove an evil spirit to his side.
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side.
"Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not like you drove the evil spirit to his side.
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side.
"Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How your dog has abandoned you.
How your dog has abandoned you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh so many many ways for me to show you
How your dogma has abandoned you.
How your dogma has abandoned you.
"Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run like you killed someone.
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you killed someone.
"Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't kill someone?
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you killed someone.
"Judith"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smell like you killed someone
Original Lyrics:
It's not like you killed someone
"Magdalena" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marcel Marso, my self esteem a dollar at a time
Original Lyrics:
I'd sell my soul, my self esteem a dollar at a time
"Orestes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I carve away, clear away
Slip away deliver this insidious pregnatude
that's keeping me from healing you.
Slip away deliver this insidious pregnatude
that's keeping me from healing you.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cut away, clear away, snip away and sever this umbilical residue,
that's keepin' me from killing you.
that's keepin' me from killing you.
"Orestes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna feel this overwhelming austerity.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna feel this overwhelming hostility.
"Orestes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta cut away clear away
slipping into celibus and billy cull
as I do keeping me from killing you
slipping into celibus and billy cull
as I do keeping me from killing you
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cut away, clear away
snip away and sever this umbilical residue
that's keeping me from killing you
snip away and sever this umbilical residue
that's keeping me from killing you
"Orestes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get away, clear away, slip away and salivate.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cut away, clear away, snip away and sever this.
"Orestes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's never wearing celery.
Original Lyrics:
Slip away and sever this.
"Orestes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's never wearing celery.
Original Lyrics:
Snip away and sever this.
"Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bend over this table.
Original Lyrics:
Been over this before.
"Pet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the wardrobes.
To the rhythm of the wardrobes.
Original Lyrics:
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums.
To the rhythm of the war drums.
"Pet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
'Cause your body's like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rebel
Pay no mind to the rebel.
I won't let the boogeyman come
'Cause your body's like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rebel
Pay no mind to the rebel.
Original Lyrics:
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble.
I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble.
"Pet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poundin' bodies with Pete and his n*****s down at Nordstrom's.
Original Lyrics:
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums.
"Pet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pounding booties like pee to the thick duck at the porn hub
Original Lyrics:
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums.
"Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dont disturb the beast
The temperamental, go to sleep
The temperamental, go to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Dont disturb the beast
The temperamental goat, the snail
The temperamental goat, the snail
"Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
The temperamental golden snail.
Original Lyrics:
The temperamental goat, the snail.
"The Hollow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel me up.
Original Lyrics:
Fill me up.
"The Hollow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow libido, flow down my nose in indiscretion.
Original Lyrics:
Grow libido, throw dominoes of indiscretions.
"The Hollow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long enough to will the fight.
Original Lyrics:
Long enough to edify.
"The Hollow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long enough to win the fight.
Original Lyrics:
Long enough to edify.
"The Hollow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely little pillow fight
Original Lyrics:
Long enough to edify
"The Hollow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw libido throw
Dharma knows of indiscretions now.
Dharma knows of indiscretions now.
Original Lyrics:
Grow libido
Throw dominoes of indiscretions.
Throw dominoes of indiscretions.
Tool, A Perfect Circle and The Tapeworm Project have one thing in common-lead singer Maynard James Keenan.
"The Nurse That Loved Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got everything I need
Some pills in a little c**.
Some pills in a little c**.
Original Lyrics:
She's got everything I need
Some pills in a little cup.
Some pills in a little cup.
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disconnect and self destruct one woman at a time.
or
Disconnect and self destruct one moment at a time.
or
Disconnect and self destruct one moment at a time.
Original Lyrics:
Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time.
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone will have his cake and die.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone will have his day to die.
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you choose to pull the trigger
Shoot your jaw off, prove sincere.
Shoot your jaw off, prove sincere.
Original Lyrics:
If you choose to pull the trigger
Should your drama prove sincere?
Should your drama prove sincere?
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you choose to pull the trigger
Should your karma prove sincere?
Should your karma prove sincere?
Original Lyrics:
If you choose to pull the trigger
Should your drama prove sincere?
Should your drama prove sincere?
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying to my fist again
Sue a sign and then a sock.
or
Suicide will end this song.
or
See the final episode.
Sue a sign and then a sock.
or
Suicide will end this song.
or
See the final episode.
Original Lyrics:
Lying to yourself again
Suicidal imbecile.
Suicidal imbecile.
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying to yourself again
Suicidal imbecile.
Suicidal imbecile.
Original Lyrics:
Lying to my face again
Suicidal imbecile.
Suicidal imbecile.
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were right about devo~
Original Lyrics:
They were right about you~
"The Outsider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your ass now, everyone will have his day to die.
Original Lyrics:
What's your rush, now? Everyone will have his day to die.
"The Package" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
La-dee to get what I came for.
Original Lyrics:
Lie to get what I came for.
"Thinking Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking a poo
or
Drinking a beer
or
Drinking a beer
Original Lyrics:
Thinking of you
"Thinking Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' her bud, a little lever that makes that,
unmistakable noise I was hearing
unmistakable noise I was hearing
Original Lyrics:
Something about a little evil that makes that,
unmistakable noise I was hearing
unmistakable noise I was hearing
"Weak And Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A*** angel, go away.
Original Lyrics:
Little angel, go away.
"Weak And Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Desperate, and lovin' it
Original Lyrics:
Desperate, and ravenous
"Weak And Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So weekend powerless
Original Lyrics:
So weak and powerless
"Weak And Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The echo of a solitary salad fork that pushes me along.
Original Lyrics:
The echo of a solitary siren
One that pushes me along.
One that pushes me along.
"Weak And Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Dracula is on a boat tomorrow?
Original Lyrics:
White as Dracula as I approach the bottom.
"Weak And Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White as Dracula as I grope your bottom.
Original Lyrics:
White as Dracula as I approach the bottom.
"Weak and Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Digging to the rhythm of a solitary salad fork.
Original Lyrics:
Digging to the rhythm and the echo of a solitary siren.
"Weak and Powerless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's Billy Howerdel over there.
Original Lyrics:
So weak and powerless over you.
Another Maynard-ism at a live show, only performed once (11-9-03) where instead of the chorus (and with Billy's own backup vocals as well) he sang Billy Howerdel, and pointed. After the song, he apologized.
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