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There are 68 misheard song lyrics for Motley Crue on amIright currently.

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"Anarchy In The U.K."
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be anarchy.
"Bitter Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
The corn flake rubs against my brain.
Original Lyrics:
The conflict rubs against my grain.
"Dancin' on Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desert home grass
Original Lyrics:
Dancin' on glass
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a '65 Chevy and a thousand drinks
Cops on the corner, I was ignored
I really like dreams
Let him soothe your soldiers, take his hand.
Original Lyrics:
Got a `65 Chevy, primered flames
Cops on the corner always ignore
People on the streets
Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand.
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really like dreams.
or
Bether like streams
Original Lyrics:
People on the streets
"Five Years Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild ears lead
Original Lyrics:
Five years dead
"Girls Girls Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A body shop and some auto parts
Original Lyrics:
The Bodyshop and the Marble Arch
"Girls Girls Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raisin' hell like a southern belle
Original Lyrics:
Raisin' hell at the Seventh Veil
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my b*** up another t***.
Original Lyrics:
I got photos of a menage a trois.
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long legs and buggety lips
Original Lyrics:
Long legs and burgundy lips
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
My momma and a switchblade knife
Original Lyrics:
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
"God Bless the Children of the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless the children of the bees
Original Lyrics:
God bless the children of the beast
"Hell on High Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy Suki little Geisha girl
Giving every sail around the world
Original Lyrics:
Sexy Suki little Geisha girl
Giving every samurai a twirl
"Kick Start My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids down the hall
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kick Start My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
My God, my eye
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kick Start My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
My yacht, my yacht, kick start my yacht.
Original Lyrics:
My heart, my heart, kick start my heart.
"Kick Start My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop the ha-ha
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom Built Bath Tour 103
Original Lyrics:
Custom built bike doing 103.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut the fuel back to 103.
Original Lyrics:
Custom built bike doing 103
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus got my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids down the hall
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids down the hall
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
King's got a heart
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart
"Kickstart my Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' stark naked from an aeroplane
Original Lyrics:
Skydive naked from an aeroplane
"Knock 'Em Dead, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a napkin
Original Lyrics:
Knock 'em dead, kid.
"Knock 'em Dead Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a napkin.
Original Lyrics:
Knock 'em dead, kid!
"Knock 'em Dead, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock em', napkin kid.
Original Lyrics:
Knock 'em dead, kid.
"Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a lovable teen.
or
She's a noble poutine.
Original Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a number thirteen.
"Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a-known for flirting.
Original Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a number thirteen.
"Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, cat scratch midnight
Original Lyrics:
The clock strikes midnight.
"Louder Than Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of ho
Original Lyrics:
Some got the go
"Same Ol' Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
All around the world, I guess we'll be girls.
Original Lyrics:
All around the world, girls we'll be girls.
"Same Ol' Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intoduced me to her mother in her sunday dress
than did me a sweet farewell
Original Lyrics:
Interduced me to her lover in her cellophane dress
than they bid me a sweet farewell
"Same Ol' Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
She introduced me to her lover in a Santa Fe dress
then they gave me a sweeping whirl
Original Lyrics:
She introduced me to her lover in a cellophane dress
then they bid me a sweet farewell
"Save Our Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sold our souls to the heavens
Sold our souls for the Promised Land.
Original Lyrics:
Save our souls for the heavens
Save our souls for the Promised Land.
"She's Got The Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifi Fifi goes to jail
Original Lyrics:
She's got the looks that kill
"She's Got The Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on the Duke Boys
Then she'll turn on the power.
Original Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on your juice, boy
Then she'll turn on the power.
"Shout At The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shop, shop, shop
Shopping with the Devil.
Original Lyrics:
Shout, shout, shout
Shout at the Devil.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could be the Wookie 'n the school book store.
Original Lyrics:
Put me to work in the school book store.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' in the "lav" is cool.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
"Lav" is short for lavoratory, or restroom.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' in the lounge is cool.
or
Everybody knows that smokin ain't aloud in school.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin ain't allowed in school.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' in the lounge is crude
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows we're smokin' in the loudest room
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and adjustin' my bag.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and it just ain't my bag.
Apparently only I heard it this way. Listen to the song, it's quite a funny trivial detail to bring up in a song.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher rap just at my back.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and it just ain't my bag.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, gooby-da-wook in my school bookstore
Original Lyrics:
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, who woulda looked in my school book store?
Original Lyrics:
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wookie the wook in my school bookstore
Original Lyrics:
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
"Smokin' In The Boys' Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listenin' to the teacher that's just not my bag.
Original Lyrics:
Listenin' the the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
"Sumethin' For Nuthin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, eating out is never free
Original Lyrics:
Well, in and out, it's never free
"Too Fast For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord!! Ohhhh Lord!! Ooooo Lord!! Ooooo Lord!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh No!! Oh No!! Oo No!! Oo No!!
"Too Fast For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too fat, she's too fat for love
Original Lyrics:
Too fast, she's too fast for love
"Too Young To Fall In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open your eyes, it's like murder and Vice.
Original Lyrics:
Open your eyes, it's like fire and ice.
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix though I'm not Catholic.
Original Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under my death list.
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under breakfast
don't want to go to hell
Original Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under my death list
forward my mail to me in hell
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under breakfast
Don't want to go to H***.
or
I carry my crucifix under my death wish
Follow my man to be a bell.
Original Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under my death list
Forward my mail to me in H***.
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickin' ants on the whino sign
Original Lyrics:
Kickin' ass on the Wild Side
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lions alma maters
Original Lyrics:
Liars and the martyrs
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Name dropping no names
Glamorize toe pain
Original Lyrics:
Name dropping no names
Glamorize cocain
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Mary mother may hey
Pray for use on the wild side.
or
Holy Mary mother may I
Pray for use on the wild side.
Original Lyrics:
Holy Mary mother may I
Pray for us on the wild side.
"Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the lesson for the Bible ring.
Original Lyrics:
Save the blessings for the final ring.
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could face another day
But her manger's Tone Loc.
Original Lyrics:
I could face another day
But how many, just don't know.
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee behind a log
Original Lyrics:
Let me be me all along
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee behind the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Let me be me all along.
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a chew
Original Lyrics:
Without you
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you, my world is gonebr> Let me pee pee on the lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Without you, my hope is small
Let me be me all along.

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Red, White, & Crue album at Amazon.com

Shout At The Devil album at Amazon.com

Too Fast For Love album at Amazon.com

Dr. Feelgood album at Amazon.com

Theatre of Pain album at Amazon.com

Girls, Girls, Girls album at Amazon.com

Music To Crash Your Car To, Volume 1 album at Amazon.com
 
 
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