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"Ain't It Funny (Remix Feat Ja Rule)"
J to the ello hello
No I'm not Lee Harvey Oswald.
J to the L-O hello
No I'm not be harmin' y'alls wall.
"Ain't It Funny?"
Ain't it bunny?
Ain't it funny?
"Ain't It Funny?"
And now I feel that I don't have to be your friend
And now I feel that I don't have to be afraid
"Ain't It Funny"
But they are faxing our lies, we can never change
But there are facts in our lives we can never change
"Aint It Funny"
Aint it funny when you're feelin things you shouldn't Phil
Aint it funny when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
"All I Have"
My perfume chose to run alone.
The path you chose to run alone.
"All I Have"
Nothing like that night in Memphis.
Life is love and love is living.
"All I Have"
Pride is what you had, baby girl
Not what you have.
Pride is what you had, baby girl
I'm what you had.
"All I Have"
So pack your chones to run along.
The path you chose to run along.
"All I Have"
So pack your clothes and run along.
The path you chose to run along
"Do It Well"
I ain't ever busted b***s so fast.
I ain't ever fell so far, so fast.
"Get Right"
I'm about to feel your c***, we can get right.
I'm about to fill your cup, we can get right.
"Get Right"
I'm about to sign you up
We can give up before the night is up.
I'm about to sign you up
We can get right before the night is up.
"Get Right"
Just put your name in the satellite.
Just put ya name on the dotted line.
"Get Right"
My hips movin' oh so slow
Bar tend lookin' like a corn-rose.
My hips movin' oh so slow
Bar tab lookin' like a car note.
Ripoff of a song originally done by Usher 'Ride', which includes many of the same lyrics, and particularly the same bridge.
"I'm Glad"
I'm black when I'm makin love to you
I'm black for the way you make me feel.
I'm glad when I'm makin love to you
I'm glad for the way you make me feel.
"I'm Gonna Be Alright"
I'm so called.
I'm slow caught.
"I'm Real (Murder Remix)"
Are you Ellie?
or
R U Nelly?
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real (Murder Remix)"
Are you Ellie?
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real (Remix)"
'Cause I get along, yeah yeah.
Tired of being alone, yeah yeah.
"I'm Real (Remix)"
Are you Elly?
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real (original)"
Called you on the phone.
Said i'm F***ing through.
Called you on the phone.
Said I'm coming through.
"I'm Real Murda Mix"
Are you ready
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real"
Are you Elle?
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real"
Hard lovin', straight f***ing
Hot lovin', street thuggin'
"I'm Real"
Hope your on the phone
'Cause I got hams for you.
Hope your all alone
'Cause I got plans for you.
"I'm Real"
I'm the one who made you impotent
I'm the one who made you give a damn
"I'm Real"
It's unreal
Cuz I'm real
"I'm Real"
Somedays
'Cause I'm real.
"If You Had My Love"
And if somehow you knew that your love won't be as true.
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue.
"If You Had My Love"
And if somehow you knew that your love would be a shrew.
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue.
"If You Had My Love"
If you felt my shove and I gave you a good push
Would you run from me?
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love"
If you had my love and I gave you all much rust
Would you come for me?
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love"
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you come for me?
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"It's Not That Serious"
Never put that mustard into us.
Never put that much thought into us.
"Jenny From The Block"
Am scool am scool, Benny from the crap.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Amstel, Amstel, Jenny from the Block
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Aniston, Aniston, Jennifer the block
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Can't you see that I am what I am?
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be cruel to the crocs that I bought
or
Don't be crude to the rocks Daddy got.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the block that I got
I'm still, I'm still hangin' from a pad.
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the c***s that I s***.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the glocks that I got.
or
Don't be fooled by the rocks of magog.
or
Don't be fooled by the incoming c***s.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the glocks that I got.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rock 'stellaga'
I'm still, I'm still Jennifer Lopa.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks on my lock
I'm still, I'm still Jenny, Jennifer
First I had a little lover, have my lock.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block
First I had a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still drinking from the pot.
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still hanging off a rock.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still dreamin' from the top.
Don't be fooled by the rags that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got
I'm still Jennifer in the block.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got
I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Everyone's up for making liver.
Everyone's got to make a living.
"Jenny From The Block"
Hamster, hamster, Jenny from Lupac
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from The Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Hamster, hamster, Jenny of the block
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Hamster, hamster
I'm still, I'm still
"Jenny From The Block"
I really thought I told ya
I've really been on Oprah.
I'm real, I thought I told ya
I'm real, even on Oprah.
"Jenny From The Block"
I steal, I steal, I steal, jelly from the block.
I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I used to s*** a few now I s*** a lot.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still Jenny from the back.
I'm still Jenny from The Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still a journey from the block.
I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still Jenny poopy fart.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still Jenny with the butt.
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still chili from the pot.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still jiggy from the pot
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Jenny from the back.
Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Jenny from the bar
Jenny from the block
"Jenny From The Block"
Jenny from the black
Jenny from the block
"Jenny From The Block"
Men go workin' in summer sandals.
Men go workin' inside the city.
"Jenny From The Block"
To all the sexy J. Lo to these headline hips.
To 'On the 6' to 'J. Lo' to this headline clips.
"Jenny From The Block"
To me, it's like me naked.
To me, it's like breathing.
"Jenny From The Block"
Used to do my squibbles, now I do my squats.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Used to have a nipple, now I have a c***.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Used to have a nipple, now I have a c***.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
You still have a riddle, now I'm Hamalat.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From the Block"
I'm still, I'm still, Jennifer Le Pok.
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny from the Block"
Don't be fooled by the rucksack I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the docks.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Even if you broke
my nose don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Even if you were bald
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Even if you were broke
my love don't constipate
Even if you were broke
my love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Even if you were broke
But that don't cost a thing.
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Give me all the things I need that money can buy.
Give me all the things I need that money can't buy.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
If I wanna gloss I got my own.
If I wanna floss I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
If I want applause, I got my own.
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
If I'm gonna floss, I've got my own.
If I wanna floss I got my own
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Knew that it was gay when you looked at me
Knew that it was game when you looked at me
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
My long ain't worth a thing yes Trudeau
My love ain't worth a thing yes you know
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
My love don't constipate.
My love don't cost a thing.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
My love don't custard fling
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
My love won't toast that thing
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Raisin' up a toe so I would notice you.
Raisin' up a toast so I would notice you.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Raising up a toe so I would notice you
Raising up a toast so I would notice you
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think I need Depends?
Think I need your Benz?
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna cruise, I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think I'm gonna spank your tush
I won't.
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think I'm gonna spank your tush?
I won't!
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't!
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think I've gotta dry your pants, I don't.
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gonna keep my ass, you don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you got to kiss my ass you don't
Think you got to keep me iced you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta keep me a student.
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta keep me all tied up,
think you gotta spend my cash all night
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't,
think I'm gonna spend your cash, I won't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta keep me ass, you dont
Think you gotta keep me iced, you dont
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta keep me yes
You don't
You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta keep me, I sure don't
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta keep me, yes you don't!
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta keep, yes, you don't.
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you gotta kick my ass, you don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you wanna keep me? Yes you don't.
Think you gotta keep me iced? You don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Think you wanna kick my a**, you don't!
Think you gotta keep me on ice, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Your love won't pay the rent
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost a Thing"
Take care of all my banking needs
so I'll have money to buy
You need to give me all the things
I need that money can't buy
"Play"
I don't care if killing ducks is wrong,
break his neck cuz it turns me on,
I don't care if everybody's gone,
turn it up cuz it turns me on
"Play"
Just turn it up, turn it down
Just turn it up, turn it on
"Play"
Play my mother's favorite song
Play my motherf*ckin song
"Que Hiciste"
Oy in panty nasty
Hoy empañaste
"That's Not Me"
I cooked, I cleaned
I washed your nose
You are so mean, so 1,3,4.
I cooked, I cleaned
I washed your clothes
You were so mean, so ungrateful.
"Waiting For Tonight"
Found a sacred place
Across the northern plains
Found a sacred place
lost in your embrace
"Waiting For Tonight"
Like a movie scene in a Swedish dream
I had pictured us together.
Like a movie scene in the sweetest dream
I had pictured us together.
"Waiting For Tonight"
On my M.C. heart
On my empty heart
"Waiting For Tonight"
Tossing and turning emotions were frog.
Tossing and turning emotions were strong.
"Waiting For Tonight"
Waiting all my life
Waiting for tonight
"Waiting For Tonight"
Waiting for a fight
Waiting for tonight
"Waiting For Tonight"
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh
When you hold me here in my arms.
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh
When you would be here in my arms.
"Waiting For Tonight"
Waiting for tonight, oh
When you would be hearing my arms.
Waiting for tonight
When you would be here in my arms.
"Walking On Sunshine"
Let's take a chance and try to make it
No I'm not good enough
To tell me that you'll be in my life
Until the end of time.
Let's take a chance and try love baby
No I'm not givin' up
'Til you tell me that you'll be in my life
Until the end of time.