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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jennifer Lopez that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 133 misheard song lyrics for Jennifer Lopez on amIright currently.

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"Ain't It Funny?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A story: loca... enamorada... de ti...
Original Lyrics:
Estoy... loca... enamorada... de ti...
"Ain't It Funny?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't it bunny?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it funny?
"Ain't It Funny?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I feel that I don't have to be your friend
Original Lyrics:
And now I feel that I don't have to be afraid
"Ain't It Funny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't it funny when you're feeling things you shouldn't Phil
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it funny when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
"Ain't It Funny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But they are faxing our lies, we can never change
Original Lyrics:
But there are facts in our lives we can never change
"Ain't It Funny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life can be cool
Original Lyrics:
Life can be cruel
"Ain't Your Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cooking all day, I ate your mama
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama
I hate your mama now!
"All I Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My perfume chose to run alone.
Original Lyrics:
The path you chose to run alone.
"All I Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing like that night in Memphis.
Original Lyrics:
Life is love and love is living.
"All I Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pride is what you had, baby girl
Not what you have.
Original Lyrics:
Pride is what you had, baby girl
I'm what you had.
"All I Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pack your chones to run along.
Original Lyrics:
The path you chose to run along.
"All I Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pack your clothes and run along.
Original Lyrics:
The path you chose to run along
"All I Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop playin', you gay man, I gotta leave you alone.
Original Lyrics:
Stop Playing, you gamin', I gotta leave you alone
"Do It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't ever busted bars so fast.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't ever fell so far, so fast.
"Get Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm about to feel your c*nt, we can get right.
Original Lyrics:
I'm about to fill your cup, we can get right.
"Get Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm about to sign you up
We can give up before the night is up.
Original Lyrics:
I'm about to sign you up
We can get right before the night is up.
"Get Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just put your name in the satellite.
Original Lyrics:
Just put ya name on the dotted line.
"Get Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My hips movin' oh so slow
Bar tend lookin' like a corn-rose.
Original Lyrics:
My hips movin' oh so slow
Bar tab lookin' like a car note.
Ripoff of a song originally done by Usher 'Ride', which includes many of the same lyrics, and particularly the same bridge.
"I'm Glad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black when I'm makin love to you
I'm black for the way you make me feel.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad when I'm makin love to you
I'm glad for the way you make me feel.
"I'm Gonna Be Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so called.
Original Lyrics:
I'm slow caught.
"I'm Real (Murda Mix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready
Original Lyrics:
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real (Murder Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you Ellie?
Original Lyrics:
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real (original)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Called you on the phone.
Said I'm F***ing through.
Original Lyrics:
Called you on the phone.
Said I'm coming through.
"I'm Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you Elle?
Original Lyrics:
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope you're on the phone
'Cause I got hams for you.
Original Lyrics:
Hope you're all alone
'Cause I got plans for you.
"I'm Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one who made you impotent
Original Lyrics:
I'm the one who made you give a damn
"I'm Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's unreal
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm real
"I'm Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somedays
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm real.
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if somehow you knew that your love won't be as true.
Original Lyrics:
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue.
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if somehow you knew that your love would be a shrew.
Original Lyrics:
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue.
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you felt my shove and I gave you a good push
Would you run from me?
Original Lyrics:
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you had my love and I gave you all much rust
Would you come for me?
Original Lyrics:
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you come for me?
Original Lyrics:
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you had my love
And I gave you all my trucks
Would you come from me?
Original Lyrics:
If you had my love
And I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"It's Not That Serious" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never put that mustard into us.
Original Lyrics:
Never put that much thought into us.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am scool am scool, Benny from the crap.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amstel, Amstel, Jenny from the Block
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aniston, Aniston, Jennifer the block
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see that I am what I am?
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be cruel to the crocs that I bought
or
Don't be crude to the rocks Daddy got.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the block that I got
I'm still, I'm still hangin' from a pad.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the clocks that I got.
or
Don't be fooled by the rocks of Magog.
or
Don't be fooled by the incoming calls.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the crocs that I shot.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the glocks that I got.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
glock=short for glockenspiel
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rock 'stellaga'
I'm still, I'm still Jennifer Lopa.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks on my lock
I'm still, I'm still Jenny, Jennifer
First I had a little lover, have my lock.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
First I had a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still dreamin' from the top.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rags that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still drinking from the pot.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still hanging off a rock.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Jennifer in the block.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rucksack I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the docks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's up for making liver.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's got to make a living.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster, hamster, Jenny from Lupac
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from The Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster, hamster, Jenny of the block
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster, hamster
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really thought I told ya
I've really been on Oprah.
Original Lyrics:
I'm real, I thought I told ya
I'm real, even on Oprah.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I steal, I steal, I steal, jelly from the block.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to s*** a few now I s*** a lot.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still Jenny from the back.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still Jenny from The block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still a journey from the block.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny poopy fart.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny with the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still chili from the pot.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still jiggy from the pot
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still, Jennifer Le Pok.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny from the back.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny from the bar
Original Lyrics:
Jenny from the block
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny from the black
Original Lyrics:
Jenny from the block
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Men go workin' in summer sandals.
Original Lyrics:
Men go workin' inside the city.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
To all the sexy J. Lo to these headline hips.
Original Lyrics:
To 'On the 6' to 'J. Lo' to this headline clips.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
To me, it's like me naked.
Original Lyrics:
To me, it's like breathing.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to do my squibbles, now I do my squats.
Original Lyrics:
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to have a nipple, now I have a clot.
Original Lyrics:
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still have a little, now you have a lot.
Original Lyrics:
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still have a riddle, now I'm Hamalat.
Original Lyrics:
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Let's Get Loud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get latched
Original Lyrics:
Let's get loud
"Louboutins" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louis Vuittons
Original Lyrics:
Louboutins
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you broke
my nose don't cost a thing
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were bald
My love don't cost a thing
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
my love don't constipate
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
my love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
But that don't cost a thing.
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all the things I need that money can buy.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all the things I need that money can't buy.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wanna gloss I got my own.
Original Lyrics:
If I wanna floss I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I want applause, I got my own.
Original Lyrics:
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm gonna floss, I've got my own.
Original Lyrics:
If I wanna floss I got my own
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knew that it was gay when you looked at me
Original Lyrics:
Knew that it was game when you looked at me
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knew that it was gay when you looked at me
Original Lyrics:
Knew that it was game when you looked at me
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My long ain't worth a thing yes Trudeau
Original Lyrics:
My love ain't worth a thing yes you know
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love don't constipate.
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love don't custard fling
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love won't toast that thing
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Raisin' up a toe so I would notice you.
Original Lyrics:
Raisin' up a toast so I would notice you.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Raising up a toe so I would notice you
Original Lyrics:
Raising up a toast so I would notice you
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take care of all my banking needs
so I'll have money to buy
Original Lyrics:
You need to give me all the things
I need that money can't buy
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you can win my heart, if you was in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Then you could win my heart, and get what's in my heart
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I need Depends?
Original Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz?
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna cruise, I got my own.
Original Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spank your tush
I won't.
Original Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spank your tush?
I won't!
Original Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't!
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I've gotta dry your pants, I don't.
Original Lyrics:
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gonna keep my ass, you don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you got to kiss my ass you don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you got to keep me iced you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me a student.
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me all tied up,
think you gotta spend my cash all night
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't,
think I'm gonna spend your cash, I won't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me ass, you dont
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you dont
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me yes
You don't
Original Lyrics:
You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me, I sure don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me, yes you don't!
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep, yes, you don't.
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you gotta kick my ass, you don't
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you wanna keep me? Yes you don't.
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me iced? You don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you wanna kick my a**, you don't!
Original Lyrics:
Think you gotta keep me on ice, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love won't pay the rent
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling up your sleeve, so I could see your Rollerblades
Original Lyrics:
Pulling up your sleeve, so I could see the Roley bling
Even when I learned the real lyrics, I still preferred mine...
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw the WB to the ballet
Original Lyrics:
Saw that truck you gave to the valet
WB as in Warner Bros.
"Papi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rupert the Bear, Rupert the Bear's
At the party
Original Lyrics:
Move your body, move your body,
Dance for your papi
"Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, did you play that song?
Original Lyrics:
Come on, DJ, play that song
"Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care if killing ducks is wrong,
break his neck cuz it turns me on,
Original Lyrics:
I don't care if everybody's gone,
turn it up cuz it turns me on
"Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just turn it up, turn it down
Original Lyrics:
Just turn it up, turn it on
"Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play my mother's favorite song
Original Lyrics:
Play my motherf*ckin song
"Que Hiciste"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oy in panty nasty
Original Lyrics:
Hoy empaƱaste
"That's Not Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cooked, I cleaned
I washed your nose
You are so mean, so 1,3,4.
Original Lyrics:
I cooked, I cleaned
I washed your clothes
You were so mean, so ungrateful.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Found a sacred place
Across the northern plains
Original Lyrics:
Found a sacred place
lost in your embrace
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a movie scene in a Swedish dream
I had pictured us together.
Original Lyrics:
Like a movie scene in the sweetest dream
I had pictured us together.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my M.C. heart
Original Lyrics:
On my empty heart
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossing and turning emotions were frog.
Original Lyrics:
Tossing and turning emotions were strong.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting all my life
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for a fight
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh,
when you will be here in my arse
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh,
when you would be here in my arms
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh
When you hold me here in my arms.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh
When you would be here in my arms.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight, oh
When you would be hearing my arms.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight
When you would be here in my arms.
"Waiting for Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From all of Montana the Cheers that I've tried
Original Lyrics:
From all of my sadness the tears that I've cried
"Walking On Sunshine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take a chance and try to make it
No I'm not good enough
To tell me that you'll be in my life
Until the end of time.
Original Lyrics:
Let's take a chance and try love baby
No I'm not givin' up
'Til you tell me that you'll be in my life
Until the end of time.

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