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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Jennifer Lopez's, "Ain't Your Mama"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cooking all day, I ate your mama
The Real Lyrics:
I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama
The Story: Imagine your girlfriend come up to you and tell you she ate your mama, or otherwise: "I hate your mama". Nice, eh? - Submitted by: Sarah
Jennifer Lopez's, "All I Have"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Stop playin', you gay man, I gotta leave you alone.
The Real Lyrics:
Stop Playing, you gamin', I gotta leave you alone
The Story: I was always like... Gay Man? - Submitted by: Fraser
Jennifer Lopez's, "Get Right"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm about to sign you up
We can give up before the night is up.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm about to sign you up
We can get right before the night is up.
The Story: I was at my friends house watching MTV when this video came on. When it was over, I said to my friend, 'Gosh, she sure isn't a setting a good example because she's talking about giving up.' Then my friend just started laughing and laughing. He told everyone in the school about it. Boy was I mad! - Submitted by: william
Jennifer Lopez's, "Jenny From The Block"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks on my lock
I'm still, I'm still Jenny, Jennifer
First I had a little lover, have my lock.
The Real Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block
First I had a little, now I have a lot.
The Story: My cousin was singing this. I was laughing so hard, he probably misheard the real lyrics from my mouth. I wonder what he's singing it as now---hmm. - Submitted by: tabby
Jennifer Lopez's, "Jenny From The Block"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still chili from the pot.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
The Story: My friends and I were in the car the first time I heard this song. When I heard the lyrics, I exclaimed, 'Why is she saying she's chili from the pot, and what does that mean?!' They had to correct me. One of my friends said, 'Yeah, she still chilly from the toilet.' - Submitted by: Becky
Jennifer Lopez's, "Jenny From The Block"
The Misheard Lyrics:
To 'On the 6' to 'J. Lo' to this headline clips.
The Real Lyrics:
To all the sexy J. Lo to these headline hips.
The Story: My friend and I were having a debate as to whether she said headline 'hips' or 'hits.' We looked it up, and we were all wrong! What is 'this headline clips' supposed to mean, anyway??!! - Submitted by: Kelly
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost A Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spank your tush?
I won't!
The Real Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't!
The Story: This song came out when I was younger, and my sister and I would preview the CD at Barnes & Noble. We loved the song, but we were too scared to ask our mother to buy the CD for us, since it said something as bad as 'spank your tush'. About six years later, I find out it doesn't even say that. - Submitted by: Vanora
Jennifer Lopez's, "My Love Don't Cost A Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
my love don't 'constipate'
The Real Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
my love don't cost a thing
The Story: I was at bar with a good friend and this song came on...we were dancing and singing..and out of nowhere..I heard her sing that line!!!...'my love don't constipate' I could do nothing but laugh at her the rest of the night!!! - Submitted by: Donielle Jolie Yanez
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