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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kraftwerk
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kraftwerk that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 78 misheard song lyrics for Kraftwerk on amIright currently.
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"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fan, fan, fan of the Autobahn.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn.
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart, fart, fart on the Autobahn.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fun, fun, fun off the Autobahn.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn.
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's fun, fun, fun on a hot-dog bun.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn.
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're fond, fond, fond of the Autobahn
or
The Fun, Fun, Fun of the Autobahn
or
The Fun, Fun, Fun of the Autobahn
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn
Translated: (We drive drive drive on the Autobahn)
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bahn, bahn, bahn of the Autobahn
or
The fog, fog, fog of the Autobahn
or
Die fong, fong, fong von die Autobahn.
or
The fog, fog, fog of the Autobahn
or
Die fong, fong, fong von die Autobahn.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fuck, fuck, fuck on the Autobahn
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der autobahn
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fun, fun, fun of the Autobahn.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn.
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're falling, falling, falling off the Autobahn
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn
Translated: We drive drive drive on the Autobahn
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're far, far, far at the Auto Barn.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
Translated from German: 'We're drivin', drivin', drivin' on the freeway'.
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're far, far, far from the AutoZone
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
"Autobahn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're fun, fun, fun at the autobahn
or
Fun, fun, fun at the autobahn.
or
Fun, fun, fun at the autobahn.
Original Lyrics:
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
"Boing Boom Tschak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Bitch bit
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Bitch bit
Original Lyrics:
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boom tschak
"Computer Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call this number for a daughter date.
Original Lyrics:
Call this number for a data date.
"Computer Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a rendezvous of pure delight.
Original Lyrics:
I need a rendezvous; computer love.
"Computer Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand at the TV screen
Original Lyrics:
Stare at the TV screen
"Computer World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Time, travel, communication, entertainment
Time, travel, communication, entertainment
Computer world
Computer world
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Time, travel, communication, entertainment
Time, travel, communication, entertainment
Computer world
Computer world
Original Lyrics:
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Crime, travel, communication, entertainment
Crime, travel, communication, entertainment
Computer world
Computer world
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Crime, travel, communication, entertainment
Crime, travel, communication, entertainment
Computer world
Computer world
"Europe Endless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Real life and post cadeus
Europe endless
Elegance and thickadence
Europe endless
Europe endless
Elegance and thickadence
Europe endless
Original Lyrics:
Real life and postcard views
Europe endless
Elegance and decadence
Europe endless
Europe endless
Elegance and decadence
Europe endless
"Expo 2000 [Kling-Klang mix 2002]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Expo...twelve thousand
Original Lyrics:
Expo zwei-tausend
"Home Computer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I threw out my home computer
Bring myself into the future
Bring myself into the future
Original Lyrics:
I program my home computer
Beam myself into the future
Beam myself into the future
"Numbers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each me son she
Live...my...dreams
Live...my...dreams
Original Lyrics:
Ichi ni san chi
Adjin, dva, tri
Adjin, dva, tri
"Numbers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, see the light.
Original Lyrics:
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht
"Planet Of Visions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Planet of fishes
Original Lyrics:
Planet of visions
"Planet of Visions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Detroit, Germany... They sold it.
Original Lyrics:
Detroit, Germany... They're so electric.
"Planet of Visions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Detroit, Germany
They sold it.
They sold it.
Original Lyrics:
Detroit, Germany
They're so electric.
They're so electric.
"Planet of Visions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Planet of fishes
Original Lyrics:
Planet of visions
"Radioactivity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain reaction and mutation,
Can terminate a population.
Can terminate a population.
Original Lyrics:
Chain reaction and mutation,
Contaminated population
Contaminated population
"Radioactivity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain reaction, amputation
Original Lyrics:
Chain reaction and mutation
"Radioactivity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Contaminated ovulation
Original Lyrics:
Contaminated population
"Radioactivity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It`s underground, but I`m still free.
Original Lyrics:
Discovered by Madame Curie.
"Radioaktivitet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Dr. Radioactivity.
Original Lyrics:
Stopt Radioaktivitet.
"Radioland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come the diodes, lift your heads
Tell your friend the shortwave ant.
Tell your friend the shortwave ant.
Original Lyrics:
Turn the dials with your hands
'Til you find the shortwave band.
'Til you find the shortwave band.
"Radioland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell your friends the short wave band.
Original Lyrics:
'Til you find the short wave band.
"Robotronik"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three thousand radars
Original Lyrics:
We are the robots.
"Showroom Dummies"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're being washed
Original Lyrics:
We're being watched
"Showroom Dummies"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're being watched,
And we feel her puss
And we feel her puss
Original Lyrics:
We're being watched,
And we feel our pulse
And we feel our pulse
"Showroom Dummies"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're being watched
And we feel her pulse.
And we feel her pulse.
Original Lyrics:
We're being watched
And we feel our pulse.
And we feel our pulse.
"Techno Pop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satanic electronic sounds
Original Lyrics:
Synthetic electronic sounds
"The Man Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man machine; soup for you and me...
Original Lyrics:
Man machine; semi-human being...
Also Kraftwerk really needs to sue 2 Live Crew for sampling this song in "Dick Almighty". FOR DIAMONDS! *suddenly Dingo Pictures knockoff of Adult Simba* MAI GOD!
"The Man Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Original Lyrics:
Machine, machine, machine
This particular bit of the song is put through a vocoder so while you normally couldn't mistake 'machine' for 'oh shit', they're more similar through a vocoder.
"The Man Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damn machine, machine, machine machine, machine, machine
Original Lyrics:
The man machine, machine, machine machine, machine, machine
"The Man Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man machine machine machine machine machine machine washing machine
Original Lyrics:
The man machine machine machine machine machine machine machine machine
"The Model" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she has been shagging nearly all the men.
Original Lyrics:
And she has been checking nearly all the men.
"The Model" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw her on the cover wearing moccasins.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her on the cover of a magazine.
"The Model" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She smokes from time to time.
Original Lyrics:
She smiles from time to time.
"The Model" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a martyr and she's looking good.
Original Lyrics:
She's a model and she's looking good.
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not much longer yet more robotic not much longer yet more robotic
Original Lyrics:
Я твой слуга Я твой работник Я твой слуга Я твой работник
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Recharging our battery
Original Lyrics:
We're charging our battery
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Recharging our own vaccine
And now were full of energy.
And now were full of energy.
Original Lyrics:
We're charging our battery
And now we're full of energy
And now we're full of energy
Editor's note: I had to edit this entry because it had "Covid 19" in the misheard field. I'm sorry, but that is not plausible, because this song came out LONG before Covid 19 came into existence. Certainly you wouldn't have heard it that way when the song was brand new. PLEASE STOP SUBMITTING ANACHRONISMS!
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reflection is automatic,
And we are dancing neck and neck
And we are dancing neck and neck
Original Lyrics:
We're functioning automatic,
And we are dancing Mechanik
And we are dancing Mechanik
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all adjusted, too.
Original Lyrics:
We are all adjusted to...
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're functioning our tick-a-tick
Original Lyrics:
We're functioning automatic
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're functioning our tuba tick
Original Lyrics:
We're functioning automatic
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're functioning our tuna fish
Original Lyrics:
We're functioning automatic
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've challenged our victory
Original Lyrics:
We're charging our battery
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yaktaz noble yaktaz noborte
Original Lyrics:
Ya Tvoi Slooga, Ya Tvoi Rabotnik
The correct lyric is Russian for "I'm your slave, I'm your Robot..." This is coincidentally printed on the back of the album in Russian/Cyrillic letters.
"The Robots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah/that boy's modern,
Yeah/that boy's robot thinking
Yeah/that boy's robot thinking
Original Lyrics:
Ya Tvoj Sluga,
Ya Tvoj Rabotnik
Ya Tvoj Rabotnik
"The Telephone Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I gave you high time
Original Lyrics:
And I gave you my time
"Tour de France" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Final strength at the finish
Original Lyrics:
Final sprint at the finish
"Trans-Europe Express" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From station to station
At ubisipop city
Meet Idie Pop
And David Bowie.
At ubisipop city
Meet Idie Pop
And David Bowie.
Original Lyrics:
From station to station
Back to Dusseldorf city
Meet Iggy Pop
And David Bowie.
Back to Dusseldorf city
Meet Iggy Pop
And David Bowie.
"Trans-Europe Express" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honeymoon on Champs-Elysees
Original Lyrics:
Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees
"Trans-Europe Express" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Test your express.
Original Lyrics:
Trans Europe Express.
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