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There are 86 misheard song lyrics for Kraftwerk on amIright currently.
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Fruition mechanic
Perfection mekanik
R.E.O. dinner meek
Aerodynamic
R.E.O. dinner meek
Aerodynamik
Ba ba ba ba
Wir fahren fahren fahren
Fan, fan, fan of the Autobahn.
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn.
Fart, fart, fart on the Autobahn.
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
Foreign, foreign, foreign
Fahren, fahren, fahren
Foreign, foreign, foreign
Fahren, fahren, fahren
Fun, fun, fun off the Autobahn.
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn.
It's fun, fun, fun on a hot-dog bun.
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn.
We're fond, fond, fond of the Autobahn
or
The Fun, Fun, Fun of the Autobahn
or
The Fun, Fun, Fun of the Autobahn
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn
Translated: (We drive drive drive on the Autobahn)
The bahn, bahn, bahn of the Autobahn
or
The fog, fog, fog of the Autobahn
or
Die fong, fong, fong von die Autobahn.
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
The fuck, fuck, fuck on the Autobahn
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der autobahn
The fun, fun, fun of the Autobahn.
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn.
We're falling, falling, falling off the Autobahn
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn
Translated: We drive drive drive on the Autobahn
We're far, far, far at the Auto Barn.
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
Translated from German: 'We're drivin', drivin', drivin' on the freeway'.
We're far, far, far from the AutoZone
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
We're fun, fun, fun at the autobahn
or
Fun, fun, fun at the autobahn.
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn.
"Boing Boom Tschak" (MP3)
Boing Boom Chuck
Boing Boom Tschak
"Boing Boom Tschak" (MP3)
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Bitch bit
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boing boom tschak
Boom tschak
Another holy night
Another lonely night
Call this number for a daughter date.
Call this number for a data date.
I need a rendezvous of pure delight.
I need a rendezvous; computer love.
Stand at the TV screen
Stare at the TV screen
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Time, travel, communication, entertainment
Time, travel, communication, entertainment
Computer world
Computer world
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard
Crime, travel, communication, entertainment
Crime, travel, communication, entertainment
Computer world
Computer world
"Europe Endless"
Real life and post cadeus
Europe endless
Elegance and thickadence
Europe endless
Real life and postcard views
Europe endless
Elegance and decadence
Europe endless
"Expo 2000 [Kling-Klang mix 2002]"
Expo...twelve thousand
Expo zwei-tausend
"Expo 2000"
The 20th century
The 21st century
I threw out my home computer
Bring myself into the future
I program my home computer
Beam myself into the future
Movies non-stop (2x)
Music non-stop
Musique non-stop
Each me son she
Live...my...dreams
Ichi ni san chi
Adjin, dva, tri
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, see the light.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht
"Planet Of Visions"
Planet of fishes
Planet of visions
"Planet of Visions"
Detroit, Germany... They sold it.
Detroit, Germany... They're so electric.
"Planet of Visions"
Detroit, Germany
They sold it.
Detroit, Germany
They're so electric.
"Planet of Visions"
Planet of fishes
Planet of visions
"Pocket Calculator" (MP3)
Uncontrolling
I'm controlling
Chain reaction and mutation,
Can terminate a population.
Chain reaction and mutation,
Contaminated population
Chain reaction, amputation
Chain reaction and mutation
Contaminated ovulation
Contaminated population
Hop on the ra-di-o and DVD.
Radio activity
It`s underground, but I`m still free.
Discovered by Madame Curie.
She's Dr. Radioactivity.
Stopt Radioaktivitet.
"Radioland"
Come the diodes, lift your heads
Tell your friend the shortwave ant.
Turn the dials with your hands
'Til you find the shortwave band.
"Radioland"
Tell your friends the short wave band.
'Til you find the short wave band.
"Robotronik"
Three thousand radars
We are the robots.
"Showroom Dummies"
We're being washed
We're being watched
"Showroom Dummies"
We're being watched,
And we feel her puss
We're being watched,
And we feel our pulse
"Showroom Dummies"
We're being watched
And we feel her pulse.
We're being watched
And we feel our pulse.
"Showroom Dummies"
We're eating lunch
or
We're being launched
We're being watched
Satanic electronic sounds
Synthetic electronic sounds
"The Man Machine"
Man machine; soup for you and me...
Man machine; semi-human being...
Also Kraftwerk really needs to sue 2 Live Crew for sampling this song in "Dick Almighty". FOR DIAMONDS! *suddenly Dingo Pictures knockoff of Adult Simba* MAI GOD!
"The Man Machine"
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Machine, machine, machine
This particular bit of the song is put through a vocoder so while you normally couldn't mistake 'machine' for 'oh shit', they're more similar through a vocoder.
"The Man Machine"
The damn machine, machine, machine machine, machine, machine
The man machine, machine, machine machine, machine, machine
"The Man Machine"
The man machine machine machine machine machine machine washing machine
The man machine machine machine machine machine machine machine machine
And she has been shagging nearly all the men.
And she has been checking nearly all the men.
I saw her on the cover wearing moccasins.
I saw her on the cover of a magazine.
She pays hard to get
She plays hard to get
She smokes from time to time.
She smiles from time to time.
She's a martyr and she's looking good.
She's a model and she's looking good.
She's a motto
She's a model
$3 robots
We are the robots
Not much longer yet more robotic not much longer yet more robotic
Я твой слуга Я твой работник Я твой слуга Я твой работник
Recharging our battery
We're charging our battery
Recharging our own vaccine
And now were full of energy.
We're charging our battery
And now we're full of energy
Editor's note: I had to edit this entry because it had "Covid 19" in the misheard field. I'm sorry, but that is not plausible, because this song came out LONG before Covid 19 came into existence. Certainly you wouldn't have heard it that way when the song was brand new. PLEASE STOP SUBMITTING ANACHRONISMS!
Reflection is automatic,
And we are dancing neck and neck
We're functioning automatic,
And we are dancing Mechanik
Three thousand robots
We are the robots.
Waiting like a robot...
We are the robots...
We are all adjusted, too.
We are all adjusted to...
We are old, adjusted too
We are all adjusted to
We are the roadblocks.
We are the robots.
We're functioning our tick-a-tick
We're functioning automatic
We're functioning our tuba tick
We're functioning automatic
We're functioning our tuna fish
We're functioning automatic
We've challenged our victory
We're charging our battery
Yaktaz noble yaktaz noborte
Ya Tvoi Slooga, Ya Tvoi Rabotnik
The correct lyric is Russian for "I'm your slave, I'm your Robot..." This is coincidentally printed on the back of the album in Russian/Cyrillic letters.
Yeah/that boy's modern,
Yeah/that boy's robot thinking
Ya Tvoj Sluga,
Ya Tvoj Rabotnik
"The Telephone Call" (MP3)
And I gave you high time
And I gave you my time
Final strength at the finish
Final sprint at the finish
The parenthood is regrouped
The pelaton is regrouped
"Trans-Europe Express" (MP3)
From station to station
At ubisipop city
Meet Idie Pop
And David Bowie.
From station to station
Back to Dusseldorf city
Meet Iggy Pop
And David Bowie.
"Trans-Europe Express" (MP3)
Honeymoon on Champs-Elysees
Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees
"Trans-Europe Express" (MP3)
Test your express.
Trans Europe Express.