Shane has got a lovely family.

Strong and weak, mild and meek
No more high at sea!

I wore a hot foot and inch.

He was steppin' right along (I was a hot-foot Nick)
But he was steppin' too slow (It was a salted egg)

We lit the candle doughboys
We had no fear or strike.

We washed her candelabra
We had no care or strength.

Sisters, too, I may eat you
For to preserve this day
This young king for whom we sing
Bye, bye, lullee, lullay.

And a blue tattoo on the side of my head
Left by a nun named Nicole.

It's the travelin' and lookin' I hate.

For sixteen years she grazed the earth.

Llamas lock up Joe one day.
Llamas talk with Milton Berle.
Here's one eagle named Berta
Made me sing along with baby Mary.

All they will call you will be tea for tea.

Then I saw a note stuck in a bacon powder can.

Under that rock you'll find some water; I left it in a bidder's jar.

Sing up high and you know not when
Kiss my soul and its forty hands
Mia Farrow's army got drafted!

I remember grandpa telling me that I was born
As the Sun was coming up early in Des Moines.
Told me I was born early in Des Moines...
But today in Iowa I missed my darling so.

You may be brave and as bold as you're black
But I will be Norman Orman, terra firma.

You may be brave and have moles on your back
But I will be the narrow wound on narrow wieners

If the skiers don't get him, the skaters will.

It's too nice for a guy
So the debt is paid.

And with you, and with you, and with you, Genny Glenn.
I'll take you down to glass the town and dance you home again.

Well, other girls were lightning.

He comes from the Glorious Ding Dong

Five for the gusto preachers

I've been a-dancin'. I've been acquirin'
I've been a-lucky that I ain't got fired.

I know the ponies cause you trouble.

And guns, and swords, and unicorns
Were scattered on the ground.

Charlie handed in his dime at the Second Street station
And he knew he had to change his name.

And he chained four to make a plane

But did he ever return, no he never returned
And his fate is still unlearned (Truman Scully).

How can I afford to see my sister end jealousy?

Marcel, the Wally Men,
Eat a lot of Wheaties, eat a lot of whey
So much a ha-ha baby
So Wheaties, eat a whole lotta foam.

My granded used to tell me, 'Boy, when I was just your age
I was a river pilot on a shovel called The Stage.'

There were gamblers, drunks, and n*****s
And a minstrel man who danced
Singing gals from Longanore
Imported straight from France
or
There were gamblers, drunks, and beggars
And a maestro man who danced
Singing gals from Longanore
Imported straight from France
or
There were gamblers, trucks, and thinkers
And a minstrel man who danced
Singing gals from Longanore
Imported straight from France
or
There were gamblers, trunks, and thinkers
And a menstrual man who danced
Singing gals from Longanore
Imported straight from France.

If you are Lord's and Ladies' sons and you will not play at ball.
I'll build you a bridge of the beams of the sun to play upon a song.

Makes her chili in a mountain of stew.

Now tie the donkey to the lion.

One little cup I gave her for a pizza.

One more train gets into town (oh, yes, oh)
Just make-believe that you're the clown (a good long time ago).

If there's one more town, I'll be goin'
Fight forty women, I'll be there.

The judge makin' whisky, as God knows I can't
But how do I die at the end of cement.

Alec Frendzaluten was a little f***** sumb****.

Aleck's friends all lick on Bobby's little baggies of home beer.

Back up hope and come with me (Ah, my love, don't greet me!)
Chew your foot in Tennessee.

Many years have passed, and still I wonder why
The Worcester men must fight and the Vestal men must die.

The Lord loves her cinnamon.

Molly said to Long John, 'Don't take me for a fool.
If you didn't cut your ears in jail, I'd think you were a mule.

Scotch and soda, button your eyes

A difference was my trusted wife
And
A difference was it's hard to die.

But the stars we could reach were just sofas on the beach.

But the stars we could reach would just wash up on the beach

We had seasons in the sun,
but the stars we could reach were garbage in a heap.

I'm from the Great Shellai
To see the chap with the glory crown
Uphill from flaming sky.

Iced up the John B sails.

Let us begin for a child take walk
The heavenly man sing a freedom song.

Saddle up the horse from this day on
A new generation has been born
Born of the past to keep us free
But out of the rights of the home country.

Oh, me name is Old Hunnon, and I'm just gone sixteen
My home is in Montana where I was weaned
I've learned all my life through Lincoln's to blame.

There'll be a boat that can carry toons
And both shall rule, my love and I.
or
There'll be a boat that can carry tools
And both shall rule, my love and I.

When love is young, then love is fine.
Just like a chimp when first it's new.
But love grows old and wax is cold.

One night along the river
The sun shook Andrew Paine.

There on that splendid morning
I saw you volunteers.

Around A*hole town we did roam

'How vast, Miss Bailey,' then he cried, 'your c*** affrights me, really.'
'Dear Captain Smith,' the ghost replied, 'you bruised me unctioned tea leaves.
or
'How fast, Miss Bailey,' then he cried, 'you've come to fright me, really.'
'Dear Captain Smith,' the ghost replied, 'you loosed me engine wheelie.

He took to drinking rabbit pee
And fought upon Miss Bailey.

The coroner's quest goes hard with me because I acted freely.

The hornets' nest's so hard to beat because I acted frailly
or
The hornets' nest won't bother me because I acted frailly
or
The horn is west coast's Harvard meet because I acted frailly
or
The foreigner's west coast harbours me because I acted frailly.

When ninety times he went to bed
For he had Congo fever.

He whistled and he sang 'til the green woods rang
And he won the carnival lady.

She left her father's castle gate.
Left her Gold Bond lover.

Here's to the maid who steals the geese
And runs to tell her mother.

She's a fool to all mankind.

We started to run when a man named Lou said
'Senor, come with me 'cause I want you.'