Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
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There are 37 misheard song lyrics for Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young on amIright currently.
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"4 and 20"
Misheard Lyrics:
I grow weary of the tall men
Can there be no peace?
Can there be no peace?
Original Lyrics:
I grow weary of the torment
Can there be no peace?
Can there be no peace?
"Have Some Faith In Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate with me!
Original Lyrics:
Have some faith in me.
"Helpless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Bird's flying across the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Big birds flying across the sky.
"Helpless"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a clown in North Ontario.
Original Lyrics:
There is a town in North Ontario.
"Love The One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the wandrin' wind.
Love the wandrin' wind.
Original Lyrics:
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you're with.
Love the one you're with.
Misunderstood no matter who sings it: Luther Vandross, Neville Brothers, etc.
"Love The One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love the one you win.
Original Lyrics:
Love the one you're with.
"Love The One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a girly Garabald
Original Lyrics:
She's a girl and you're a boy
"Love The One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a road in the distance, love.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rose in the fisted glove.
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Dad in Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
For dad in Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget it, Ohio.
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgetting Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fort Dannon, Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
O day de do di do
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor dad in Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor daddy and Ohio
or
Poor Teddy and Ohio
or
Boy dead in Ohio
or
Poor daddy in Ohio
or
Poor Teddy and Ohio
or
Boy dead in Ohio
or
Poor daddy in Ohio
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor daddy rolled his own.
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in ohio
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor daddy, oh-my-oh.
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio.
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers are coming to town
Original Lyrics:
Soldiers are cutting us down
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers are cutting us down.
Original Lyrics:
Soldiers are gunning us down.
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten soldiers and Nixon's coming
Original Lyrics:
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
This summer I hear the strumming,
forget the Ohio
forget the Ohio
Original Lyrics:
This summer I hear the drumming,
four dead in Ohio.
four dead in Ohio.
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if you knew that four people were dead on the ground?
Original Lyrics:
What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?
"Ohio"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smell in Ohio.
Original Lyrics:
Four dead in Ohio
"Teach Your Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
They seek the turf.
Original Lyrics:
They seek the truth.
"Wooden Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frog Licky Busboy's delight
Original Lyrics:
Probably keep us both alive
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I asked him tell me where are you going
Mr. Tobey?
Mr. Tobey?
Original Lyrics:
And I asked him tell me where are you going
This he told me.
This he told me.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the farmer Des Plaines riding shotgun in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bombers and planes riding shotgun in the sky.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the father death flames
Riding shotgun in the sky.
Riding shotgun in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes
Riding shotgun in the sky.
Riding shotgun in the sky.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And life is perverted
Original Lyrics:
and life is for learning
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time we got to Woodstock,
We were having the mistral.
We were having the mistral.
Original Lyrics:
By the time we got to Woodstock
We were half a million strong.
We were half a million strong.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are sawdust, we are golden,
we are billing year old cartons
we are billing year old cartons
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden,
we are billion year old carbon
we are billion year old carbon
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are standards, we are goers
We are building granola bar den.
We are building granola bar den.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon.
We are billion year old carbon.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are starters, we are builders
We are here and you know it's alright
But we've got to get ourselves back to the job.
We are here and you know it's alright
But we've got to get ourselves back to the job.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
We are caught in the devil's bargain
But we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
We are caught in the devil's bargain
But we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are starving, we are frozen
We are ill and broken-hearted
And we've got to get ourselves back to the darkness.
We are ill and broken-hearted
And we've got to get ourselves back to the darkness.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I am going down to yes this farm.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I am going down to Yasgur's farm.
"Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I came upon a China dog.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I came upon a child of God.
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