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There are 37 misheard song lyrics for Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young on amIright currently.
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"4 and 20"
I grow weary of the tall men
Can there be no peace?
I grow weary of the torment
Can there be no peace?
"Have Some Faith In Me"
Masturbate with me!
Have some faith in me.
"Helpless"
Big Bird's flying across the sky.
Big birds flying across the sky.
"Helpless"
There is a clown in North Ontario.
There is a town in North Ontario.
"Love The One You're With"
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the wandrin' wind.
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you're with.
Misunderstood no matter who sings it: Luther Vandross, Neville Brothers, etc.
"Love The One You're With"
Love the one you win.
Love the one you're with.
"Love The One You're With"
She's a girly Garabald
She's a girl and you're a boy
"Love The One You're With"
There's a road in the distance, love.
There's a rose in the fisted glove.
"Ohio"
For Dad in Ohio
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
For dad in Ohio
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Forget it, Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Forgetting Ohio
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Fort Dannon, Ohio
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
O day de do di do
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Poor dad in Ohio
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Poor daddy and Ohio
or
Poor Teddy and Ohio
or
Boy dead in Ohio
or
Poor daddy in Ohio
Four dead in Ohio
"Ohio"
Poor daddy rolled his own.
Four dead in ohio
"Ohio"
Poor daddy, oh-my-oh.
Four dead in Ohio.
"Ohio"
Soldiers are coming to town
Soldiers are cutting us down
"Ohio"
Soldiers are cutting us down.
Soldiers are gunning us down.
"Ohio"
Ten soldiers and Nixon's coming
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming
"Ohio"
This summer I hear the strumming,
forget the Ohio
This summer I hear the drumming,
four dead in Ohio.
"Ohio"
What if you knew that four people were dead on the ground?
What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?
"Ohio"
You smell in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio
"Teach Your Children"
They seek the turf.
They seek the truth.
"Wooden Ships"
Frog Licky Busboy's delight
Probably keep us both alive
"Woodstock"
And I asked him tell me where are you going
Mr. Tobey?
And I asked him tell me where are you going
This he told me.
"Woodstock"
And I dreamed I saw the farmer Des Plaines riding shotgun in the sky.
And I dreamed I saw the bombers and planes riding shotgun in the sky.
"Woodstock"
And I dreamed I saw the father death flames
Riding shotgun in the sky.
And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes
Riding shotgun in the sky.
"Woodstock"
And life is perverted
and life is for learning
"Woodstock"
By the time we got to Woodstock,
We were having the mistral.
By the time we got to Woodstock
We were half a million strong.
"Woodstock"
We are sawdust, we are golden,
we are billing year old cartons
We are stardust, we are golden,
we are billion year old carbon
"Woodstock"
We are standards, we are goers
We are building granola bar den.
We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon.
"Woodstock"
We are starters, we are builders
We are here and you know it's alright
But we've got to get ourselves back to the job.
We are stardust, we are golden
We are caught in the devil's bargain
But we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
"Woodstock"
We are starving, we are frozen
We are ill and broken-hearted
And we've got to get ourselves back to the darkness.
We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
"Woodstock"
Well, I am going down to yes this farm.
Well, I am going down to Yasgur's farm.
"Woodstock"
Well, I came upon a China dog.
Well, I came upon a child of God.
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