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Scary Song Lyrics, Platinum Blonde

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Platinum Blonde's, "Not In Love"
The Lyrics:
Cause it's hot inside
when you're coming home
and if it's hot inside
isn't that enough?
Obviously not if she's still in love with him but he's not in love with her.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Somebody Somewhere"
The Lyrics:
Her boyfriend lives in a flat inside a country house
at night he posts all of his pictures of the mayor
He never calls to find out if she's all alone
Never stops to wonder if she's there
I know that Mark doesn't write songs about this kind of paranoia but come on. It sounds like the girlfirend is quite literally stalking him.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Standing In The Dark"
The Lyrics:
Systems red we switch to overload
Def Con 5 we're ready to explode
You think were humble we take no prisoners
You drop that bomb, they'll be no prisoners
This song was written in a very scary time when people thought that nuclear war was imminent.
Submitted by: Celeste

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