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These are lyrics by Tom Lehrer that do not rhyme.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Tom Lehrer

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Tom Lehrer's, "The Elements"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Easily the best rhyme ever recorded.
Submitted by: Richard Collins
Tom Lehrer's, "The Folk Song Army"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
The tune don't have to be clever,
And it don't matter if you put a coupla extra syllables into a line.
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English,
And it don't even gotta rhyme--excuse me--rhyne.
Why They're Misrhymed:
On second thought, this doesn't belong here. Or does it?
Submitted by: Jo
Tom Lehrer's, "We WiIl All Go Together When We Go"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas
Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollahs
Why They're Misrhymed:
Very funny, but it really doesn't rhyme!
Submitted by: Tim Kelby

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