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These are lyrics by Patsy Cline that do not rhyme.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Patsy Cline

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Patsy Cline's, "Two Cigarettes in an Ashtray"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Two cigarettes in an ashtray
My love and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along, and everything went wrong.
Now there's three cigarettes in the ashtray.
Why They're Misrhymed:
As Julian Barnes points out, 'ashtray' is not a very good rhyme for 'ashtray.'
Submitted by: Ashtabula Lula

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