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These are lyrics by Carrie Underwood that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Carrie Underwood

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Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights.
Slashed a hole in all four tires and
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The song is about vandalism. ((Editor's note: Please be sure to use BR tags between each line, otherwise it will resemble a full paragraph, which often looks messy for song lyrics. Song lyrics read easier when they are in lines.))
Submitted by: Steve

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