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These are lyrics by Lorrie Morgan that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Lorrie Morgan

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Lorrie Morgan's, "Up On Santa Claus Mountain"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Up on Santa Claus mountain it's Christmas all the time.
Toys and dolls and Christmas trees and everything in rhyme.
Why They're Inappropriate:
This song talks about "Santa Claus Mountain", implying that that is where Santa Claus lives. Later the lyrics imply that his toy shop is on said mountain. But essentially all other versions of the Santa Claus story put his abode at the North Pole. And there definitely are no mountains there -- just a vast frozen expanse of the Arctic Ocean!
Submitted by: Roxanne Ivey

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