These are lyrics by Tom Jones that we think are kind of inappropriate.
Inappropriate Lyrics, Tom Jones
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The Inappropriate Lyrics:
But if I ever find that you've changed at any time
It's not unusual, to find that I'm in love with you
Why They're Inappropriate:
An 'If...then' statement (sometimes with the 'then' implied but not stated, as above) is supposed to imply a logical connection between the 'if' clause and the 'then' clause. But in this case it is pretty darned inscrutable what logical connection, if any, could exist between the two clauses! [Note: My first choice was to submit this under 'Nonsensical Lyrics' but the submit function seems to have disappeared from that page! What has happened?]
Submitted by: Donna Gelpigi
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