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These are lyrics by Bing Crosby that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Bing Crosby

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A Centennial Anthology of His Decca Recordings album at
Bing Crosby's, "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
A Child, A Child, shivers in the cold.
Let us bring him silver and gold.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Wouldn't his immediate needs be better served by warm clothing and/or blankets?
Submitted by: Heidi Jones
Bing Crosby's, "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
Why They're Inappropriate:
In general this is a joyful song exulting in the festive nature of the Christmas season. So why the heck does it have to incongruously interrupt the mood with this one line seeming to say that Mom and Dad are just anxious to get it all over with and see less of the kids?
Submitted by: Courtney Lane

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