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These are lyrics by Bob & Doug McKenzie (Rick Moranis / Dave Thomas) that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Bob & Doug McKenzie (Rick Moranis / Dave Thomas)

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Bob & Doug McKenzie (Rick Moranis / Dave Thomas)'s, "The 12 Days Of Christmas"
The Funny Lyrics:
B: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A beer. (on my tree)
D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
Why They're funny:
this song goes on and on, with 'three french toast', 'four pounds of back-bacon', 'five golden tooks' (a canadian winter hat), 'six packs of two-four' (a 24 case of beer), 'seven packs of smokes', 'eight comic books', then they go on to argue about where donuts fit in. Funny, true canadian christmas song!
Submitted by: julie

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