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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Yes

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Yes', "Going for the One"
The Lyrics:
Now the verses I've sang
Don't add much weight to the story in my head
So I'm thinking I should go and write a punchline
But they're so hard to find in my cosmic mind
So I think I'll take a look out of the window
Imagine if you were a wannabe pop lyricist and had this set as your ringtone. Everybody would think you're admitting to writing songs that will never become hits!
Submitted by: Kerry
Yes', "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
The Lyrics:
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
This would get you punched in the face if you got a call while standing next to a guy who can't keep a relationship going.
Submitted by: Kerry

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