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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Platinum Blonde

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Platinum Blonde's, "Cast A Shadow"
The Lyrics:
I never could get the hang
of hanging on
I was not that strong
If I ever got the hang
Of hanging on
I've been here too long.
Ouch! I wouldn't want this going off if I was trying to talk a jumper down from a window ledge.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Crying Over You"
The Lyrics:
Cause I ain't crying
Crying over you
All you ever want me to do
Crying over you(Oh no oh no).
I wouldn't want this blasting off if I'm trying to win back an ex.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Not In Love"
The Lyrics:
We're lovers
We could never be friends
Conversation ends.
I would hate for this to go blasting off when you're trying to break it off with your boy/girlfriend. [Editor's note: It is not necessary to put the BR brackets after the last sentence.]
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Situation Critical"
The Lyrics:
Don't you go messing with my heart again
Don't you go messing with me
Situation is critical
Always critical yeah
Situation is critical
Always critical Yeah!
I'd hate to be the parent or child of a heart patient and have this go off as a ringtone. :P
Submitted by: Celeste

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