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Real Lyrics -> Bad Ringtone Choices -> Metallica

I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Metallica

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Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
The Lyrics:
Something's wrong, shut the light, heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite, yeah
Imagine if you're consoling a friend after they had a nightmare and your phone goes off with THIS ringtone
Submitted by: Kerry
Metallica's, "So What?"
The Lyrics:
I've had crabs, I've had lice, I've had the clap and that ain't nice. So what?
This would blow it if you were about to get in bed with someone.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

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