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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Eminem

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Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Lyrics:
Hi kids, do you like violence?
If you're a teacher and your cellphone rang with this tone at school, you would be in huge trouble.
Submitted by: dxman
Eminem's, "Without Me"
The Lyrics:
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You thirty six year old bald headed ***, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over
Nobody listens to techno
At an EDM festival + this ringtone = not good.
Submitted by: Kerry

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