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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Sam Cooke

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Sam Cooke's, "Wonderful World"
The Lyrics:
Don't know much about history;
Don't know much biology;
Don't know much about a science book;
Don't know much about the French I took.
Don't know much about geography;
Don't know much trigonometry;
Don't know much about algebra;
Don't know what a slide rule is for.
This ringtone would doom a candidate at an interview for a teaching position.
Submitted by: Kathy

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