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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, AC/DC

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AC/DC's, "Big Balls"
The Lyrics:
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire


Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night


And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker
They are designed to be - if you have any questions, just re-read the lyrics and think harder
Submitted by: Zacknafain
AC/DC's, "Hell's Bells"
The Lyrics:
You're only young but you're gonna die.
In a hospital with terminally ill children, bad idea.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
AC/DC's, "Highway To Hell"
The Lyrics:
I'm on a highway to Hell.
Imagine you're a church (and during a discussion of sins and hell no less) and your cellphone rings. Oops.
Submitted by: 2:49 AM
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell"
The Lyrics:
I'm on the highway to hell On the highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell
Imagine your phone going off at a funeral or in a cemetery/ crematorium.
Submitted by: QueenFanatic
AC/DC's, "Stiff Upper Lip"
The Lyrics:
I was born with a stiff
stiff upper lip.
Imagine a ring tone like this used by your craniofacial surgeon when he's/she's talking to you about having a face lift? I'd be a little bit unnerved by that.
Submitted by: Celeste
AC/DC's, "TNT"
The Lyrics:
Watch me explode!
How ironic it would be if that ringtone played when you're being searched by a boarder guard. They might think you're a terrorist.
Submitted by: Celeste
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
The Lyrics:
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the fastest damn woman that I ever seen.
Well you meet your girlfriend parents and your phone goes off, that would cause a lot of awkwardness. Also you don't want this to play at grandma's funeral.
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy

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