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Song Parodies -> "Collie Song"

Original Song Title:

"Trolley Song"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Collie Song"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is about a mangy cur and an owner. You decide which is which.
With my leather collar and my I. D. tags
And my tail waggin' fast on my behind
I'm just a frisky collie by the name of Molly
There ain't much on my mind

With his beer stained T-shirt and his strong B.O.
He is quite as smart as any moose
But he lets me loose, lets me run without noose
Uses canine abuse excuse

Run, run, run, goes this collie
Screech, screech, screech do I hear
Crash, crash, crash, go the autos
As the black and white men now appear

Whoop, whoop, whoop, go the sirens
Pump, pump, pump, CPR
Scream, scream, scream, go the wounded
As I whiz on the tires of a car

I strolled back home across that street
I saw the boss smile, pop a beer, give me some meat
I licked his face and I smelled that breath
I couldn't speak to tell him 'bout my brush with death

Knock, knock, knock, went the front door
Cop, cop, cop, standing there
Sad, sad, sad, was the message
Even through all the booze, it was horrible news

How it feels when your universe reels
Someone you know now has to die
The price of freedom for a pet is sometimes high
It was so fun, my morning run
The boss asked if there was something he could have done

Swing, swing, swing, goes the front gate
Loose, loose, loose, go the dogs
Zoom, zoom, zoom, goes the traffic
And the very next day, I went outside to play

I don't know, I am just on the go
It's great to be free
And it's whose fault if I'm
In the wrong place or time?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Forget Rud Weatherwax. Sounds like a job for Dog Dead-and-waxed.
Johnny D - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops! I'm an animal lover, so let's change that to "Dog OWNER Dead-and-waxed." WOOF!!
alvin rhodes - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
dog-gone good...5s
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, I am with you on this song until Verse 3. I don't get it at all.
Jonathan C. - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
A howlingly good tune.

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