Song Parodies -> Die Brat-ney Die
| Original Song Title: | "Why Baby Why" |
| Original Performer: | George Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Die Brat-ney Die" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael McVey |
This is an alternate version of "Die Britney Die" using what SHOULD be her real name!
Me, oh my, Bratney, my Bratney, my Bratney, my,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die.
Well, paparazzis know all that you do,
Cringed the last time when your miniskirt flew.
They're runnin' wild with shots of your lips,
I think I've lost count of your nipple slips!
Well, we could live without you and you know it's true
Kevin can't live with you, so Madonna'll do.
Justin, well he dumped you just as fast as he could,
And oops! you married Jason, but Paris, you would!
Me, oh my, Bratney, my Bratney, my Bratney, my,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die.
Tell me why, Bratney, why Bratney, why Bratney, why
Your fame won't die, Brianey, die Bratney, die Bratney, die?
Now you go bald and you get a tattoo,
Now it seems partying is all that you do
And the way you always drive, they should make you pay
I hope they take your little babies away!
Well, when you get home you're always loaded and stoned,
You've been to rehab centers from Miami to Nome.
If they ever put your star on the ol' Walk of Fame,
I'll send the Poomaster down there to give it a stain!
Me, oh my, Bratney, my Bratney, my Bratney, my,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die.
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die.
Well, paparazzis know all that you do,
Cringed the last time when your miniskirt flew.
They're runnin' wild with shots of your lips,
I think I've lost count of your nipple slips!
Well, we could live without you and you know it's true
Kevin can't live with you, so Madonna'll do.
Justin, well he dumped you just as fast as he could,
And oops! you married Jason, but Paris, you would!
Me, oh my, Bratney, my Bratney, my Bratney, my,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die.
Tell me why, Bratney, why Bratney, why Bratney, why
Your fame won't die, Brianey, die Bratney, die Bratney, die?
Now you go bald and you get a tattoo,
Now it seems partying is all that you do
And the way you always drive, they should make you pay
I hope they take your little babies away!
Well, when you get home you're always loaded and stoned,
You've been to rehab centers from Miami to Nome.
If they ever put your star on the ol' Walk of Fame,
I'll send the Poomaster down there to give it a stain!
Me, oh my, Bratney, my Bratney, my Bratney, my,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Bratney, die Bratney, die Bratney, die.
©2007 by Michael W. McVey
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The Eagle will also go down and do five poops on it. When will she go to Africa and adopt some orphans? By the way, I can't for the life of me understand why people name girls Britany judging from your title.
Hey, the parody title could also be used as the title to a parody of Silver Convention's "Fly, Robin Fly", but there's one problem: The same few lyrics are repeated throughout the song, so any parodies of that would get shot down like a MiG.
"Michael McVey To Brittany: Drop Dead"
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