Song Parodies -> Die Britney Die
| Original Song Title: | "Why Baby Why" |
| Original Performer: | George Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Die Britney Die" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael McVey |
Video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=S5A08fcxLjY
Me, oh my, Britney, my Britney, my Britney, my,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die.
Well, paparazzis know all that you do,
Cringed the last time when your miniskirt flew.
They're runnin' wild with shots of your lips,
I think I've lost count of your nipple slips!
Well, we could live without you and you know it's true
Kevin can't live with you, so Madonna'll do.
Justin, well he dumped you just as fast as he could,
And oops! you married Jason, but Paris, you would!
Me, oh my, Britney, my Britney, my Britney, my,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die.
Tell me, why Britney, why Britney, why Britney, why,
Your fame won't die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die?
Now you go bald and you get a tattoo,
Now it seems partying is all that you do
And the way you always drive, they should make you pay
I hope they take your little babies away!
Well, when you get home you're always loaded and stoned,
You've been to rehab centers from Miami to Nome.
If they ever put your star on the ol' Walk of Fame,
I'll send the Poomaster down there to give it a stain!
Me, oh my, Britney, my Britney, my Britney, my,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die.
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die.
Well, paparazzis know all that you do,
Cringed the last time when your miniskirt flew.
They're runnin' wild with shots of your lips,
I think I've lost count of your nipple slips!
Well, we could live without you and you know it's true
Kevin can't live with you, so Madonna'll do.
Justin, well he dumped you just as fast as he could,
And oops! you married Jason, but Paris, you would!
Me, oh my, Britney, my Britney, my Britney, my,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die.
Tell me, why Britney, why Britney, why Britney, why,
Your fame won't die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die?
Now you go bald and you get a tattoo,
Now it seems partying is all that you do
And the way you always drive, they should make you pay
I hope they take your little babies away!
Well, when you get home you're always loaded and stoned,
You've been to rehab centers from Miami to Nome.
If they ever put your star on the ol' Walk of Fame,
I'll send the Poomaster down there to give it a stain!
Me, oh my, Britney, my Britney, my Britney, my,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die!
I can't help but hate you, and I ain't gonna lie,
Your fame should die, Britney, die Britney, die Britney, die.
©2007 Michael W. McVey
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How could bashing Britany actually make people mad?
It didn't. . .2Eagle, someone is seriously hitting a lot of parodies this way, they are deleting their cookies and voting over-and over-and over-and over-and over. . .and as long as it is open voting, it will continue like that. . .I for one, would like it to be just comments. . .I don't look at votes anyway, each and every one of my parodies have been hit by the same moron, they think it will stop those he disagrees with from writing, what it will do is make us write MORE!!
OK, I thought Paris, Lindsey and all their cellphone contacts were taking turns (lol). Or that Brat-ney had trained her dogs to vote....................
"Michael McVey To Brittany: Drop Dead"
(Ages) Who the hell swamped up the 1's here? This was hilarious! Cripes, you'd think he was pillorizing Martin Luther King or something here...This was one of your best, Mike!
Train her dogs to vote Mike? That's impossible when Bratney herself can't even count up to 5
(AGES) Ha! That was some brilliant stuff there Mike...the Poomaster crack is the icing on the cake!
(Ages) Woah. . .someone really hated this one to go and triple 1 it 11 times. . . that's a little bit rediculous. . .anyhow. . I have to be honest with you Mike. . .I myself didn't find this one all that funny, I like the poomaster reference, and I certainly have no quibbles with disliking Britney, but I will never find death a funny topic. . .I'll give you benefit of the doubt because you used "Fame should die" before finishing the chourses with "Die Britney Die". . .but it just seemed a little extreme to me.
(Ages) Yeah...controversial topics can get slammed, like what happened to me earlier in the Ages with my Fox News bash. But seriously, what gives? You make it quite clear that you want her FAME to die...I guess some people just read the title. This was very clever!
I do assume you meant that comment towards the 11 511's, I did make reference to the word "Fame" before the words "should die" in my comment. . .ah-anyhow-I know you weren't slamming my comment, you were slamming the 5-1-1 people. . .or person as it usually is. . .
Hilarious.5s
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