Writin' on a website just for parodies
Can't be pornographic gotta watch the sleaze
There's someone who can write it and yet not get caught
The king of innuendo name of Johnny D dot
He never seems to miss a trick of the absurd
And he can slip it by you with a subtle word

No no
Ho, layin' low
No no
Word doesn't go
No no
Still doesn't flow
No no
Nothin' to show
Don't know?
Johnny D. would

He wields his mighty keyboard like a Thesaurus
He finds each euphemism without any fuss
Oh, the other writers wish they had his gift for gab
But still they grab their wits and give each song a stab
The censor reads the words and though he starts to squirm
Another wiggles in just like determined sperm

No no
Ho, layin' low
No no
Word doesn't go
No no
Still doesn't flow
No no
Nothin' to show
Can't go
Johnny D. should

His stories cover topics that prove he's well read
There's not too many in-jokes that pass by his head
The ego he deserves he seems to hold in check
Though pictures we have seen of him are sans a neck
Each new work he posts presents a new delight
We say Johnny D's good, all right